Larrymas and the Season of Larryvent

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    With the Larrymas celebrations quickly approaching, it has not escaped my purview that the slovenly, feeble-minded imbeciles of this forum have not given of themselves the due contemplations and preparations required to properly receive the coming of @LawyerLarry on the twenty-fifth day of this blessed month. As your moral and intellectual superior, I am duty bound to proclaim of these deficiencies and to provide your weak brains the necessary resources to be absolved of your myriad sins against @LawyerLarry and Larry Inc.

    Repentance and reconciliation are compulsory to have pureness of heart before Larry Inc. It is imperative that due reflection be given to the following scriptures:

    In @ClintDagger 's second letter to the Bullet Club (2 Dagger 4:17-18) we are reminded that grace can only be bestowed when one has properly honored the holiness and divinty of @LawyerLarry. @ljc teaches us that submission before @LawyerLarry is necessary for absolution (Hennig 7: 12-20). And in the Gospel of Flair, we are reminded by @tradioguy69 that the plebians will never acquire the throne, for in order to ascend one must first conquer the champ (the futility of this is referenced simultaneously in First @EDDIEVRULES and @stash 's letter to the Kimbrites.)

    It is my sincerest wish that even the dullest amongst you will heed my pronouncements, and align your revolting, grease-clogged hearts with Larry Inc. before it is too late. May you all be blessed with the spirit of @LawyerLarry and have the most joyous of Larrymas seasons.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    Hang on a sec....brb
     
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    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    K, I'm back, gotta go though.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    LarryVENT? :uscratch:


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  8. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    I guess you guys are prejudice against us half jews?

    No Larrykkah?
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  9. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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  10. wife is a whore

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    During Larrykkah, they play dreidel for shots of kamikaze, not pieces of gelt.
     
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  11. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I can't wait for the Larrycaust
     
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  12. wife is a whore

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    Everybody is going to get laid on St. Larrytine's Day.
     
  13. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    Fag^
     
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    I don't understand. Is this schtick supposed to be funny or just annoying?
     
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  15. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Bullshit. If those faggots ever got laid they wouldn't be watching wrestling.
     
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  18. wife is a whore

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    Most of em watch it wit dey bitches o dey chirruns.
     
  19. GloriaGrace

    GloriaGrace Well-Known Member

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    You are one funny mofo.
     
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  20. AllAboutHim Ed

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    Very popular in the Niagra Falls area I'm sure.