Through the miracle of the International Date Line (which @LawyerLarry invented so that he could have more time to catch up on ROH and Nitro on the Network during a trip back from Japan) Larry Inc's Asian subsidiaries have commenced honoring the Coming of the Lawyer, holding vigil at Ribera's Steakhouse in Tokyo much like the jobbed out shepherds of Bethlehem held vigil in the fields. All in eager anticipation of the announcement from Michael Buffer that the Immortal Champion has come to save us. Stay tuned for further lessons from the Gospel of Mark Briscoe and Gospel of Luke Harper, where the true meaning of Larrymas will be revealed to all of the cretinous mouthbreathers that hang on my every word. Merry Larrymas to all!!