Larrymas Eve Celebrations Have Commenced

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

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    Through the miracle of the International Date Line (which @LawyerLarry invented so that he could have more time to catch up on ROH and Nitro on the Network during a trip back from Japan) Larry Inc's Asian subsidiaries have commenced honoring the Coming of the Lawyer, holding vigil at Ribera's Steakhouse in Tokyo much like the jobbed out shepherds of Bethlehem held vigil in the fields. All in eager anticipation of the announcement from Michael Buffer that the Immortal Champion has come to save us.

    Stay tuned for further lessons from the Gospel of Mark Briscoe and Gospel of Luke Harper, where the true meaning of Larrymas will be revealed to all of the cretinous mouthbreathers that hang on my every word.

    Merry Larrymas to all!!
     
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    ......and I thought my threads sucked. :facepalm:
     
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    how do you know that?
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    dont worry that did not change.
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    Larrymas makes these guys untouchable. Save your breath

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    Christmas is all corporate bullshit about greed.

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    Larrymas captures the true meaning of family and togetherness
     
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    Well, tis the season and a good reminder that @dawg year will soon be upon us.

    It's time to start thinking about what Dawgyear resolutions you're gonna make 2016, doncha think?

    Let me be the first to wish everyone a "Happy Dawgyear"

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    The Great Larry protects us from such things. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
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    That's just an appetizer for Larry Claus on Larrymas Eve, Eve.
     
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    Your mom was a wrestling fan?