As we draw to a close upon this milestone day, this celebration of the great @LawyerLarry, I am truly humbled by the magnificence that was manifested before our very eyes. On this evening, where the members of Larry Inc. settle in before their roaring hearths, a fine cigar or twenty-five year old port in hand (or in the cases of the common gutter snipes that congest this conclave, perhaps a lighter fluid soaked rag and regret), we meditate upon the blessings and miracles that we have witnessed in just a short period of time. I direct your memories to the blessing of the marks, where trusted councilor and advisor to Larry Inc. @EDDIEVRULZ elevated the lowest destitute street trash amongst you to a position of respectability and worth. Understand that my next statement is devoid of bombast or hyperbole: @EDDIEVRULZ is one of the finest men walking this planet and you are not worthy to breathe his air. Such is the greatness assured to those who align with the brightest star in the heavens. With noted luminaries such as @ClintDagger , @MrPPV , and @tradioguy69 . Or perchance you recall the Miracle of Reconciliation, where deafened ears and muted voices were made whole again before our very eyes. Was your favorite Larrymas memory the fellowship displayed in the singing of Larrymas carols? Maybe it was when @ljc educated you on the traditions and customs attached to Larrymas. Perhaps you sat upon the edge of your very worn, ratty, stained chesterfield as LarryClaus traveled through the night unifying the championships of the land, proclaiming again his dominance and superiority. Whatever your favorite Larrymas memory was, I encourage you to open your revolting, cholesterol drenched hearts and share with all of us your love for @LawyerLarry and Larry Inc.