During this period of feasting and merriment, may you all reflect upon the things that are truly important. The entities that brighten your miserable, pathetic existences and offer a glimpse of a future that could be, were it not that your lowly fates were indeed determined in utero. A vision of man triumphant. This season, may you all hold the greatness of Larry Inc. close to your diseased, cholesterol choked ventricles. As your moral and intellectual superior I am called upon once again to define greatness to the unwashed masses that would not recognize success and victory were it to place its open palm upon their cheek at maximum velocity. @LawyerLarry is the embodiment of all that should be held in the highest esteem. A man without peer in any regard. Translated so that even the simplest Epsilon minus amongst you could understand; he is better than you. @ClintDagger stands above the moral turpitude that passes as discourse amongst the rogue's gallery that pollutes this forum. An @ljc is of more value than any centuplicate of humanity currently looking down upon terra firma. @tradioguy69 ranks at the very pinnacle of success. Truly one that all of those currently pilfering oxygen should strive to emulate. @MrPPV has forgotten more achievements today than any of you rotund mouth breathers could hope to achieve in a dozen lifetimes. So during this season of Larrysgiving, when reflecting upon your sad state of affairs. Looking into the bottom of some glass of swill while @EDDIEVRULZ gargles with Louis XIII, know that your betters at Larry Inc. are safe, comfortable, and living the lives that they deserve and that you will never have. God bless.