Larrysgiving is upon us

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    During this period of feasting and merriment, may you all reflect upon the things that are truly important. The entities that brighten your miserable, pathetic existences and offer a glimpse of a future that could be, were it not that your lowly fates were indeed determined in utero. A vision of man triumphant. This season, may you all hold the greatness of Larry Inc. close to your diseased, cholesterol choked ventricles. As your moral and intellectual superior I am called upon once again to define greatness to the unwashed masses that would not recognize success and victory were it to place its open palm upon their cheek at maximum velocity. @LawyerLarry is the embodiment of all that should be held in the highest esteem. A man without peer in any regard. Translated so that even the simplest Epsilon minus amongst you could understand; he is better than you. @ClintDagger stands above the moral turpitude that passes as discourse amongst the rogue's gallery that pollutes this forum. An @ljc is of more value than any centuplicate of humanity currently looking down upon terra firma. @tradioguy69 ranks at the very pinnacle of success. Truly one that all of those currently pilfering oxygen should strive to emulate. @MrPPV has forgotten more achievements today than any of you rotund mouth breathers could hope to achieve in a dozen lifetimes.

    So during this season of Larrysgiving, when reflecting upon your sad state of affairs. Looking into the bottom of some glass of swill while @EDDIEVRULZ gargles with Louis XIII, know that your betters at Larry Inc. are safe, comfortable, and living the lives that they deserve and that you will never have.

    God bless.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I will rape your throat
     
  3. RonHeinzkaboot

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    I remember when Larry The Lawyer broke up with his girlfriend over the phone and then she showed him how to grow maize.
    Happy LarrysGiving
     
  4. propagandhi

    propagandhi Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else in the mood to watch curb?
     
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  5. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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  6. BethSucks

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    Does everyone in Larry Inc. spend the day watching classic Wrestlemania?
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    WCW is the official classic wrestling organization of Larry, Inc.
     
  9. propagandhi

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    I don't really known what Larry Inc is, but I went to my mom's house in the suburbs of Pittsburgh and found old ecw dvds in my old stuff...no idea how I got them as my only knowledge of pro wrestling is from videogames
     
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  11. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Survivor Series. Watching Wrestlemania on Larrysgiving would be gauche and unseemly.
     
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    The problem is that the only thing Larry gives anybody is a pain in the ass.
     
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  13. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Didn't? Or couldn't?
     
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    On the first Larrysgiving, they served chili instead of Turkey
     
  15. LawyerLarry

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    As soon as Larrysgiving is over, everybody will begin preparations to celebrate my birthday on Dec. 25, aka Larrymas.
     
  16. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Larrysgiving is a time when we all come together and excuse ourselves to are separate rooms and binge eat.
     
  17. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Native Americans were crucial in the first Larrysgiving, they provided discounted cigarettes
     
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  19. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    You forgot to include our newest member SW, his feelings are clearly hurt.
     
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    Once I realized I was supposed to reflect on what's truly important I realized it wasn't this thread!:ublob: