Here we are again, one day beyond a milestone observation of Rose Sunday (named for the great Playboy Buddy Rose) and not one of you despicable, black hearted rogues have posted regarding your supplication to @LawyerLarry and Larry Inc. It is the great prophet and soothsayer @ljc who stands as a lone voice crying out in the wilderness, harkening all to repent their myriad offenses. But these calls fall upon deaf ears, as you brood of vipers fail to be cognizant of the coming of Larry and the joy that is part and parcel with the celebration of Larrymas! Since I am certain that the Holy Gospels of our Lawyer remain as foreign to you all as long division and hundred dollar bills, please allow me the indulgence of sharing my favorite scripture of the day. In Canticle 9, from The First Song of @stash , we are invited to join in with the refrain: "I will trust in the Lawyer, I will trust in the Lawyer, who's my sure defense and friend." The time is rapidly approaching. Larrymas is upon us. If your diseased heart be pure in spirit, you too may be able to know the joy of Larry in your life this holiday season.