Larryvent Observations Continue

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Here we are again, one day beyond a milestone observation of Rose Sunday (named for the great Playboy Buddy Rose) and not one of you despicable, black hearted rogues have posted regarding your supplication to @LawyerLarry and Larry Inc. It is the great prophet and soothsayer @ljc who stands as a lone voice crying out in the wilderness, harkening all to repent their myriad offenses. But these calls fall upon deaf ears, as you brood of vipers fail to be cognizant of the coming of Larry and the joy that is part and parcel with the celebration of Larrymas!

    Since I am certain that the Holy Gospels of our Lawyer remain as foreign to you all as long division and hundred dollar bills, please allow me the indulgence of sharing my favorite scripture of the day. In Canticle 9, from The First Song of @stash , we are invited to join in with the refrain:

    "I will trust in the Lawyer, I will trust in the Lawyer, who's my sure defense and friend."

    The time is rapidly approaching. Larrymas is upon us. If your diseased heart be pure in spirit, you too may be able to know the joy of Larry in your life this holiday season.
     
  2. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I'll take "men with no women in their lives" for $100 Alex?
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    BINGO!!!
     
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  7. Bryce

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  8. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    Can you please fill us in on the war on larrymas that you have experienced? Is it similar to the war on christmas? Have you heard of any schools outlawing larry references?
     
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  9. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    I generally attempt to restrict my dealings with the general public. Anyone who fails to bask in the joy that is the Larrymas season does so at their own peril.
     
  10. AllAboutHim Ed

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    The westboro baptist "God hates fags" crew is protesting it pretty hard because, well, they hate fags. Other than that, nobody gives a fuck about a holiday for a dwarven trial lawyer who lives in a shack. Seems kind of odd if you ask me.
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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  13. Devil's Backbone

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    Do all the members of larry inc drive shitty old Dodge Neons and Chevy Cavaliers with after market Sears rims and plastic spoilers?
     
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    Men who like dick.
     
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    josephJ Well-Known Member

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    Do any members of larry inc have a body mass index less than 30?
     
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    Does any members of larry inc not cash checks at the check cashing store?
     
  19. josephJ

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    Does any members of larry inc not rent furniture and appliances from a rent a center ?
     
  20. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    I could buy and sell a loser like josephj a thousand times over, but instead I think I'll throw him a block like Nate Newton would in his prime.