Last day at this shitty company--what should I do?

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    So today is my last day at this shitty bank. 75 people getting laid off today (we've known about it for a couple of months).

    Any suggestions as to what I should do with my day?

    Thinking about going out and having a couple of beers at lunch but I don't want to say anything that could come back to bite me later.

     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Jerk off in the coffeemaker
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    Take a shit in the desk drawer.
     
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    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Just don't go postal. The police look down on that type of behavior.
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Give out free samples to all your customers.
     
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    Never burn bridges.

    That being said.....upper decker.
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. POTY Politics

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    Exactly my thoughts. Upper Decker.
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. POTY Politics

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    Seriously though, do the research on filing for unemployment. Figure out the process.
     
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    Biffa Bacon Well-Known Member

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    Dammit. I was just about to say UPPER DECKER
     
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    Think about how you could have improved your performance or the company's or ideally both such that successful people like me don't have to support you. Resolve to do better next time.
     
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    taking a shit somewhere is required. you pick the spot.
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    Go out for a nice lunch, come back late. Take a farewell tour saying goodbye to those you liked. Or don't go back after lunch. Good luck.
     
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    Go to the strip club at lunchtime and knock off the rest of the day. Fuck them.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    ^ This
     
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    Grab every ass you can find... leave them with lots of sexual harassment cases.
     
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    Seriously though, do the research on filling out a Gofundme page. Figure out the process.
     
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    Take off all your clothes and furiously masturbate while eye-fucking the office whore.
     
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