Last embarrassing thing my mom did

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    We were in line with a bunch of families and school kids waiting to go into the butterfly enclosure at the Desert Botanical Garden and she was telling me about her friend's miniature horse giving birth.

    She said loudly in front of all of these kids, "The male horse is pretty old, so she thinks this is probably the last of his horse sperm."
     
  2. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    At least your mom is alive

    Mine is dead

    :owned:
     
  3. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Please send me a couple of sexy pics of yourself. TIA.
     
  4. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    I knew this was going to be a BobTraw thread.
    I can always pic a Mario out too.
     
  5. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I bet horse sperms are big... like tadpoles.
     
  6. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Mine told me and my siblings to go my grandma's house after school instead of back home. We went to my grandma's house and she wasn't expecting us. She found out that my mother aimed to desert us. She got on a bus and left and had second thoughts and came back.

    And here I am fucked up ever-after. An unwanted child. Dysfunctional detritus.

    I now succeed and throw my success in her ever-regretting face.

    The best revenge eva . . .
     
  7. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    you smug judger of things

    eat ric . . . . . .




































































    rice krispies
     
  8. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    how's that "best revenge" workin' out for ya?
     
  9. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    She did a miniature horse? Wow!
     
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