Last-ever late night road kill game

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by low selfestitle, Dec 30, 2012.

  1. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Oh, I hit something alright.

    Guess what.
     
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    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    A Moose?
     
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    Hmmmmm...... I don't think a deer or a moose would have you still posting. I'm thinking a raccoon, porcupine, or a cat.

    Or a drunk guy, depending on where you're driving right now.
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    You're warm.
     
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    the lady that gave you those saltine Nice Folks for Christmas.
     
  8. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    It had to be a moose gdamnit!

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  9. Slippy

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    If I'm warm, that leaves us with a fox, coyote....I'm scared to type this......or a dog.

    You didn't say no to a drunk guy! FUCK. You're not in Beeton, are you? My brother is out!
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nope. He wouldn't still be posting. His car would be written off, and he'd have far more to deal with. If he hit it and kept driving, it's gotta be far smaller than a moose, Phee.
     
  11. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    slippy's brother for the win :cheer:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit! Those bastards are everywhere this time of year!
     
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    No need to be mean, geo. My brother is a large pain in the ass - but I certainly don't wish to scrape him off of a road or windshield.
     
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    FOXXXONE wut? VIP

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    Coyote
     
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    Jim J Jiblets Fuck Off Dimmy! Gold

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    Those little fuckers have eaten 2 of my cats - but I can't envision them on a highway. :bigthink:
     
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    Could have been a Pygmy Moose.
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    nothing mean intended, just following through with your previous post and tryin to be funny.
     
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    I don't think they are indigenous to this area - but I could be wrong.