last july i was doing so much fucking i had to put my dick in the freezer

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    last summer was like my biggest summer for pussy.
     
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    detachable penis
     
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    Dink would you let your girl tongue your bung?
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

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    this one month i got so much pussy i had to ice my balls.
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

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    i might let her do it if she was into it but i don't think i'd like it at all. a wet butthole isn't something i've ever enjoyed.
     
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    So you admit you've had a wet bunghole :right:
     
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    it's not too bad
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you ever cut a fart in a girls face when you're doing it?
     
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    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Hahaha, Freudian slip. I meant butthole, not bunghole :ufacepalm:
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

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    i've had a few loose stools in my day buddy.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

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    same thing.
     
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    This during The Latina MILF Saga?
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj: no that was over before last july. thank god. but that was mostly her s'ing my d.
     
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    I wouldn't want a chick I respect to do it.

    That being said, I agree.
     
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    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    So how does one put his dick in a freezer? Or is the premise a metaphor for something else? :bigthink
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    yeah no kidding. i can't imagine looking at my wife and thinking "this woman had her tongue in my ass." but that would be better than looking at my wife and thinking "this woman had her tongue in some other dude's ass," i guess.
     
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    So the mexican chick is all over with?
     
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    i just stick it in there while i watch tv or some other shit like that.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

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    oh yeah for a long time. she stopped by my office a few times over the past year but nothing happened. once she said she wanted to "kiss it" but i said no. i'm not going to lie, it would have been nice to have her s my d again, but i can't ever cheat again. it was such a horrible thing to do to my gf and to this day i feel like a piece of shit for doing it.
     
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    My wife is the only one to do it. She wanted to know what it was like since I love tossing her. If I did that my wife would not hesitate to flick my balls