Last night i had a dream i was in john mayers entourage!!!

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  1. baltimore mike

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    I woke up happy as hell!
     
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    Instead of Turtle, did they call you Pigboy?
     
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    Turdle
     
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    He was Lloyd
     
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    I don't get those jokes
     
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    Lulz @ Fatty Da Faggot :point:

    So fat So gay!!
     
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    John and I were bffs
     
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    Was your cock stuck to your boxers when you woke up?
     
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    Did you blow coke up his ass with a straw?
     
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    nope
     
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    :right:
     
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    Did you jack, moike?
     
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    naw
     
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    "Your body is a waterbed..."
     
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    gay sex
     
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    How many times was his cock in your mouth during the dream?