Last Night I ran over a dog and I am freaking out!!

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    He came out of nowhere. His owner was trying to catch him I guess. And I just saw him when he was about 3 feet from my left side. next thing i hear a thud, then a bump then the screech from hell. Now I cannot get that image and sounds out of my head!! What the fuck do i do?
     
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  2. Beth Stern

    Beth Stern Well-Known Member

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    Aw, you do nothing. Forgive yourself. It's the dog's fault, not yours. :hug:
     
  3. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    You need to go through the grieving process...

    1) be upset
    2) transfer the vision of the dog to imagining you ran over Beth
    3) feel better
     
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    Lester Well-Known Member

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    That sucks. I have seen and heard a dog get run over, that yelp and cry is the worst sound ever.
     
  5. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Well, you could turn around and go help it, for starters.


    And of course, sue the owners if you have any body damage.
     
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    It happens to all of us. No malice aforethought. Give yourself a break.
     
  7. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Did you immediately stop and call Beef and the NSAL or did you speed off like a fucking heathen?:cmon:


    P.S seriously i hope the dog is ok!:bigcry:
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Hire an animal behaviorist
     
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    Leave the scene ASAP; unless the dog's owner is a hot chick......then you console her and hit on her mercilessly and then make her a Sausage Roll.

    http://p.nytimes.com/email/re?locat...37ebb64281f2230d9ff3ee0bacd2&regi_id=65825717
     
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    captbill Well-Known Member

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    Take it to a Chinese or Korean restaurant.
     
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    this is very sad; I'd be beside myself too, unlike if I choked or shot to death a chronic blight on society :dontknow:
     
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  12. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    What color are you and what color was the dog?:coffee:
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Also are u a funeral director?
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Sell your car and ride a horse. :whythelongface?:
     
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    have you considered suicide...no more pain, no more sorrow...
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    sigh :bigcry:
     
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    Not the place to find moral clarity or emotional support, but you have mine. It sucks to kill. Anyone who says different is a sociopath.
     
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    Ran over a cat once. Weirdest part was I swear that cat looked at me right in the eyes before trotting in front of my car. I would have had to crash my car to avoid it (was going like 35-40.) And I was coming back from a rave (during my raver days) so there's no way I was going to stop (also it was like 3 AM).

    I still tell myself the cat was committing suicide that day.
     
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