Entertainment Last Rites for Wiggy

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Precious, Jul 29, 2015.

  1. Precious

    Precious Well-Known Member

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    What time is it boys and girls?

    Time for Wiggy's funeral.

    Time for Pat Cooper to conduct a funeral for hundreds of former Stern fans outside Sirius studio during THSS's final broadcast.

    Special guests could include Imus, Gilbert, Billy Crystal, Nancy Siriani, Robin Givens, Crazy Alice, Daniel Carver, Eric the Midget's parents, and a jumping shark. OJ could appear on video.

    Paul Shaffer could lead his band in a rousing musical arrangement of "A Horse, a Horse, My Kingdom for a Horse."

    Get out your black armbands, Shedders. Time for the King to join Mark and Brian.
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Was Howard wearing his pajamas. :bounce:
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    Odd, never thought this before. Foolish me.

    In a perfect world O&A would be ringmasters over a Howard funeral.
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    lol really?? technically their show died first..
     
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    Ha ha...yeah there is that.

    I said in a perfect world. In that world Anthony never would have gotten axed for what went down. He would have been ENDLESSLY called a pussy by every comic who walked. In that perfect world Patrice would be waiting outside the studio the Monday after doubled over in laughter yelling "SISSY"!!!

    I guess if not O&A you could have Imus but someone would toss him in a coffin.
     
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    Why wait.. Pick a date now...
     
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    Christ, could you imagine. I mean it will never happen but if someone held a funeral for Howard. He'd never leave the Hamptons again from shame.
     
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    imus seems appropriate.


    I know though right why did patrice have to die before ant got beat up by a black hooker HAHA

    I would almost expect that nigga to come back from the dead to laugh at him for that
     
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    I think they should get Joe Buck to do it, co-hosted by an ossified Artie in corduroy pants putting his stubby little legs up on the coffee table.
     
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    Piers Morgan could say Kaddish for AGT. Of course, AGT deserves a funeral for America's Judge.
     
  11. Precious

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    Funeral could be held in the Hamptons. Or, in honor of Horse, at NSAL, where a funeral calendar could be photographed.
     
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    Should coincide with Wiggy's last show, a Sirius-Christmas New Year party, or the Kitty Bowl.