Last time I gave a shit I got fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

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    Tourettes Guy :woot: Let me tell you about a Porcupine's balls, their small and they don't give a fuck!
     
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    What is this? Shitload of Mashed Potatoes Day???
     
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    Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, find out who gives a shit about bigfoot.
     
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    UPDATE, apparently nobody gives a shit!
     
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    I'd like to tit fuck her ass!
     
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    Why don't you go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit!
     
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    Fuck salt
     
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    I'm gonna take a piss

    When I get back, I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies!
     
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    sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit
     
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    Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, hid my keys and pissed the seat!?!?!?! :pissed:
     
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    Lol thats my fav
     
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    Fuck you Head and Shoulders
     
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    Mother fucker you hit me in the dick!

    You're lucky it wasn't hard!



























    I meant this thing, not my dick!
     
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    All you ever do is stay at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time!
     
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    I'll kick you in the BALLS
     
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    What the hell do you mean a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert!?!
     
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    I liked when his ex wife makes him laugh when she tells him her grampa was in WalMart with his pants around his ankles.
     
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    Shirlena!!!!!