Stern Show Last week Howard said he had Laser Hair Removal...WTF

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    I forgot to ask this earlier, but during the Khloe Kardshian interview Howard asked her if she was fully shaved. She said she has a landing strip but gets laser removal on the rest. She said it hurts but shouldn't grow back. Howard said it will.

    He brought up how Beth had it done and the hair grew back. He then said when he was with her he had it done. Khloe asked if he only did it once to which Howard said he had it done multiple times.

    Stop the clock! What the Hell was he getting lasered? The only justifiable thing I have heard of a guy getting done was their back if they look like Jason Kaplan. The few times they have shown Howard without his shirt on Howard TV he didn't seem to have back hair.

    I'm going out on a limb here, but is it possible that Howard thought it would be a turn on for Beth if he got his old wrinkled Jew balls lasered? Just a thought.

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  2. Fillmore Fingers

    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Guy had Ralph shave his balls. After they were in his mouth.
     
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    ~cough~ half a fag ~cough~
     
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    I listened but didn't catch this. I was probably dozing b/c the show is so boring these days.

    He wears those girly scarves and now this?? Geezus...when is he going to come out of the closet already!
     
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    On what? His eye brows?

    They seem to be missing from his photos the last 18 months or so
     
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    I think Howard said previously that he had (believe it or not) the backs of his arms done.
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    That was years and years ago...
     
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    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    :snicker:It will be hilarious to see what Howard morphs into within a decade or so
     
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    I heard that exchange and am so desensitized by the Wig's homosexual behavior that it was a shrug moment. The big queen probably had his belly done.
     
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    Howard truly is a fucked up dude. I remember his saying that he likes Beth completely shaved all the time so that is probably why she tried laser removal.

    And then during the Whitney interview

    Whitney: "I am taking birth control and don't get my period for 4 months at a time"

    Howard: "Nice! Just like a little girl"

    Ick!!

    He can't figure out if he is a gay man or pedophile.
     
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    Found a reference to it on Marksfriggin:

    Various Stuff. 1/23/03. 6:05am
    Howard said he's been going to this place Completely Bare to get his back hair removed and it's working out pretty well. He told Robin that he's getting hair removed from the tops of his shoulders and the backs of his arms.
     
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    He is such a joke these days. I can't image how much lower he can go.....
     
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    Probably for when he goes shirtless on vacations with Anison and Co. on a beach somewhere in the tropics.

    I could definitely see Howard vein enough to laser his chest.

    The funniest part, it doesn't really matter hair he removes or what's lasered off, the man is FUGLY!

    That's it. End of story. He's always going to be FUGLY.

    Like perfume on a pig.
     
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    I thought Howard was fairly attractive in the 90s...when he was cutting edge....now I see him as a miserable old man that sold out, and married a vapid C that plays with kittens all day. He is ugly inside and out.
     
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    I know! I forgot about that. what a creep.
     
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    I wonder if Beth was annoyed that Howard told the world (well, ok, a few listeners) that her hair grew back........lol
     
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    The better to wear his summer halters.
     
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    It must be exhausting for poor Howard to get ready to leave the house. That wig has to be a pita to adjust and groom every. damn. morning.

    He looks like a normal person--not ugly, not gorgeous, just fucking NORMAL. Too bad he torments himself into believing he has to be his twisted version of perfect. That's gotta wear on him.
     
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