Late Night Roadkill Game - March 25, 2012

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by low selfestitle, Mar 25, 2012.

  1. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Guess the critter/quantity.
    Poster with the closest correct answer wins.

    I've got a 90-minute drive home from work tonight. All but 10 minutes are on country roads.
    More nights than not, an animal will meet its end by darting in front of my car at the last second.
    I never try to hit anything, but I'm not gonna roll my car like some dope just so I can save some dumb possum.

    Tonight's estimated start time: 10 - 10:30 p.m. ET
    Road conditions: Dry

    Popular past kills: Racoons, possums, frogs, skunks.

    Good luck!

    :hat:
     
  2. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok VIP

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  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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  4. DarkFriday

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    One rabbit :coffee:
     
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    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather hear more AGT talk
     
  6. Motoflou

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    That's all good stuff we can eat
     
  7. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Since your last kill was a bunny, Ill take...1 Bunny

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    1 Possum
     
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  10. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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  11. Doug Masters

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    I'll play...

    1 human
     
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    This, although I realize I won't win
     
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  15. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Update! :derp:

    I'll be taking a detour through the hooker part of the city to pick up chicken wings before hitting the open road.

    +15 minutes city driving to ETA

    :hat:
     
  16. HeinousMark

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    Yessss... chicken wings...;)
     
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    A duck
     
  18. pheelios

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  19. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I'm thinking you will have a close call but no kills on this night
     
  20. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    A friend of mine road-killed what he thought was a snake. It turned out to be a double ended dildo in the middle of the road. He backed up and picked it up using old Wendy's bags as gloves and threw it in the back floorboard.