Late night roadkill game -- Mother's Day edition

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by low selfestitle, May 12, 2013.

  1. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

    Reputations:
    4,302
    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2010
    Messages:
    28,155
    Likes Received:
    651
    Guess the critter/quantity.
    Poster with the closest correct answer wins.

    I've got a 90-minute drive home from work tonight. All but 10 minutes are on country roads.
    More nights than not, an animal will meet its end by darting in front of my car at the last second.
    I never try to hit anything, but I'm not gonna roll my car like some dope just so I can save some dumb possum.

    Tonight's estimated start time: 2 a.m. ET
    Road conditions: Wet

    Popular past kills: Racoons, possums, frogs, skunks.

    Good luck!

    And Happy Mother's Day!

    :hat:
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    195,971
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,898
    Likes Received:
    25,652
    one cat
     
  3. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

    Reputations:
    45,450
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    4,622
    Likes Received:
    2,902
    Where are you?
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

    Reputations:
    248,337
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    89,330
    Likes Received:
    22,642
    Alex Debogorski's mother
     
  5. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    :mad:
     
  6. Mur

    Mur soon

    Reputations:
    6,782
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,107
    Likes Received:
    1,095
    I'm going to go with a possum since i just killed one recently.
     
  7. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

    Reputations:
    4,302
    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2010
    Messages:
    28,155
    Likes Received:
    651
    Niagara Fallsish-bound from Hamilton, Ont., Canada.
     
  8. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    125,621
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    65,254
    Likes Received:
    19,650
    Ground hog.
     
  9. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    4,167
    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2011
    Messages:
    28,041
    Likes Received:
    889
    I'll play along... You will hit a skunk.
     
  10. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    Were you test driving a truck? :worried:
     
  11. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

    Reputations:
    45,450
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    4,622
    Likes Received:
    2,902
    You will hit 1 skunk. You will see another dead skunk and 2 dead opossums (3 if you count George Jones)
     
  12. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

    Reputations:
    4,302
    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2010
    Messages:
    28,155
    Likes Received:
    651
    No -- don't be gay.
     
  13. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

    Reputations:
    4,302
    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2010
    Messages:
    28,155
    Likes Received:
    651
    I nodded of for a sec behind the wheel last night. Hoping this game will keep me peppy. :up:
     
  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

    Reputations:
    159,063
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    19,290
    Likes Received:
    3,878
    One coon.

    One slippy.
     
  15. Mur

    Mur soon

    Reputations:
    6,782
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,107
    Likes Received:
    1,095
    [video=youtube;_-taLmw5Qvg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-taLmw5Qvg[/video]
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

    Reputations:
    89,412
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    31,755
    Likes Received:
    5,861
    this is a weird game.
     
  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    27,710
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,621
    Likes Received:
    3,588
    :omg:

    If that fucker crashes through my walls to run me over - he'd better bring beer. :fil:
     
  18. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

    Reputations:
    159,063
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    19,290
    Likes Received:
    3,878
    Low is a good driver Slip. I always just vote you. No reason. :)
     
  19. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    195,971
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    126,898
    Likes Received:
    25,652
    one bridge
     
  20. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

    Reputations:
    4,302
    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2010
    Messages:
    28,155
    Likes Received:
    651
    This will be played at full volume:

    [video=youtube;52Gg9CqhbP8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8[/video]