Late night roadkill game -- Mother's Day edition

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  1. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Guess the critter/quantity.
    Poster with the closest correct answer wins.

    I've got a 90-minute drive home from work tonight. All but 10 minutes are on country roads.
    More nights than not, an animal will meet its end by darting in front of my car at the last second.
    I never try to hit anything, but I'm not gonna roll my car like some dope just so I can save some dumb possum.

    Tonight's estimated start time: 2 a.m. ET
    Road conditions: Wet

    Popular past kills: Racoons, possums, frogs, skunks.

    Good luck!

    And Happy Mother's Day!

    :hat:
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    one cat
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Where are you?
     
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  6. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    I'm going to go with a possum since i just killed one recently.
     
  7. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Niagara Fallsish-bound from Hamilton, Ont., Canada.
     
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    I'll play along... You will hit a skunk.
     
  10. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Were you test driving a truck? :worried:
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    You will hit 1 skunk. You will see another dead skunk and 2 dead opossums (3 if you count George Jones)
     
  12. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    No -- don't be gay.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    I nodded of for a sec behind the wheel last night. Hoping this game will keep me peppy. :up:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    One coon.

    One slippy.
     
  15. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    this is a weird game.
     
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    If that fucker crashes through my walls to run me over - he'd better bring beer. :fil:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Low is a good driver Slip. I always just vote you. No reason. :)
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    This will be played at full volume:

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