Latest Cultural Marxism: Marvel's New Thor Will Be a Woman

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  1. NotMyBro

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    Of course, it was unveiled by those cunts on The View:

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    http://www.themarysue.com/marvels-new-thor-is-going-to-be-a-woman/

    http://marvel.com/news/comics/2014/7/15/22875/marvel_proudly_presents_thor

    Two words: Fuck you!
     
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    First Archie dies ,now this .
     
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    Marvel is so fucking PC now I wouldn't be surprised if later on they announce that Thor is also a lesbian.
     
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    "Robin, it's very important that we hold Thor above all of the other super heroes."
     
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    Well it's better than the one they were discussing before this compromise. The one with no balls






























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    Next thing you know they are going to turn Jesus into a female Egyptian.
     
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    "Captain American"?
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    He died saving his gay friend. :grad:
     
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    What's a libtard?
     
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    Yes. Kracka-Mike has been replaced by MLAW. Under pressure from PC groups.
     
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    Yeah, we were making far too much money with the muscular white guy......we couldn't stand it.

    We want our franchise to crash and burn in Obama fashion, so we're inserting some broad into the role.

    Liberals are dummies.


    Thor 2011 $449,300,000

    Thor 2013, the Dark World $644,713,000

    Thor 2015, the Evil Tampon $42,313,000 (projected)
     
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    His gay friend who was in an interracial relationship!

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    Don't worry. They'll replace Obama with a white woman
     
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    meh... there has always been Asgardian Vallkyries. I personally couldn't care less about Thor. :coffee:
     
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    Black Baldur porn brings up all kinds of cartoon boners
     
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    It's sad. Comics are in a major slump, so pulblishers know that this kind of shit will get coverage on liberal-leaning sites like I09 and on shows like The View...hoping that new audiences will give it a shot or dummies will pick up the issues thinking that they'll be collector's items some day.

    Personally, I don't mind the gender swapping thing if it's done right. I always found hot, badass female characters to be pretty fun. But if it's done to diminish "gender role norms" or score PC points, it's pretty lame.
     
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    Lmfao.

    Wow, a bunch of right-wing nerds (probably all 30+ years old) in here really get butthurt when someone changes their comic book heroes.

    No wonder this thread reeks of loneliness and ass.

    Faggots.
     
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    Looks a lot like Hawkwoman.


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