****Latest DNA revelation ****

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Myles Standish is my 10th great grandfather.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myles_Standish

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    Myles Standish -Josiah Standish SR-Josiah Standish -Mehitable Standish -Thomas Clark - Thomas Clark II- Thomas Clark III- XXXXX McGinnis - that's all you get because I don't want some fucking wackjob stalking my birth dad.













    This has been a TM Warrior Blood production.
     
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  2. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member DawgShed News Gold

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    I hope he could spell better than you.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Does he have The Warrior, Gene?
     
  4. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    no one cares, wacky.
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :dontknow:
     
  6. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Superfluous use of a comma.
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Don't be mad because I busted your balls about staring lovingly into a dude's eyes as he plowed you in the butthole. :hug:
     
  8. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    So you have some Sacgawea blood in you? Maybe? :wink:
     
  9. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    I like your dog more than I like Myles Standoff.
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Not at all.
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nope, I've had my ethnicity tested to the Nth degree and I don't have any native american blood. It was quite a shock to my birth mom.


    It sounds like he was kind of a murderous prick. :nocheer:
     
  12. Johnnykstaint

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    You got that through DNA testing? :wtf:
     
  13. Chwizas Girl

    Chwizas Girl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Miles Standish was vewy popular name back then, like John Smith, or Mya Wang

    ROR
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    He was making fun of me. :depressed:
     
  15. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yes, through DNA matches and family trees from Ancestry.com

    :facepalm: Wewy? Did they all have a son and grand son named Josiah and a great granddaughter named Mehitable, and did they all die on October 3, 1656? :mrpeanut:
     
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  16. DrivenByDemons

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  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I wanna bump my spinoff so bad :(
     
  19. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    I'll do it for ya, bud. Which one?
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

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    No way man, Dawg is around :(