Latest NSAL Auction of Birthday Bash Tickets

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Uncle Larry, Jan 14, 2014.

  1. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    As Wiggy mentioned on the show, the NSAL needs more dough to fund Bianca's Furry Friends so they're selling more tickets to the bash on eBay. :facepalm: The winner gets the tickets plus a chance to take a picture with Howard. Howard and Don will need to make sure that this auction doesn't go for more $ than the earlier one where the 'prize' was to go with the amazing BethO.

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Win-2-Tickets-Howard-Sterns-Birthday-Bash-1-31-2014-/151210095917

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  2. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...26k. :cwl:
     
  3. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    0 feedback.....
     
  4. illini fan

    illini fan New Member VIP

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    $26,000 wtf??????????????????????????????
     
  5. Phil A Sheo

    Phil A Sheo Well-Known Member

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    I'll bet the winning bid will have a zero feedback also.
     
  6. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Does this winner have to pass a back ground check like the Beth winner did?
     
  7. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    The cheapest mother fucker in the galaxy strikes again!


    Shouldn't Howard have to disclose that his radio show is an infomercial?
    It is non stop scheming and plotting to prank fans out of their money....:jj:
     
  8. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    what the fuck is the slippery chinned mangina doing???? He is so fucking cheap! He would auction off ownership of one of his daughters before putting a dime into the cat jungle gym. he has no self awareness!
     
  9. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Did he really say they need more money for his verkackte project? I guess they honestly thought they'd raise the money in no time. :giggle:

    What a delusional asshole.
     
  10. Stinkfist

    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like the CEO of NSAL needs another yacht.
     
  11. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Like Grillo I'm "dumfounded" by the amount of money this new wing of the NSAL is costing. These assholes are building a multimillion dollar cat compound. :facepalm: How about helping some human beings for a change you out of touch narcissistic motherfuckers! :grr:
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Agreed. And what I read this morning about him bashing a SIDS charity sickens me. Fuck him.

    But it's damn hilarious they actually thought they could raise this money. It's absurd.

    Like others have said, donate your own money, then you get naming rights. Asking for donations for this is the height of delusion of hubris.

    And it is so profoundly funny that he can't raise diddly squat for the vanity project.

    Fuck you, Howard.
     
  13. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    yeah Howard fuck you
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...its going to be called biancas furry friends so we then get to hear from beth how big the void is in her life that her not human child bianca had died. :bigcry:
     
  15. Imus O Sternsky

    Imus O Sternsky VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yes sir ! Background check = How much is in the account and did the check clear.
     
  16. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    You can get a suite at Metlife Stadium for the Super Bowl for $26,000, What a fucking moron!!!
     
  17. Limo Wreck

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    Participants will be subject to a felony background check conducted at the winner's expense. Winning bidder agrees to provide North Shore Animal League America with legal names, date of births, and social security numbers of all participants, along with a statement that they have never been convicted of a felony.

    Participants understand they will need to behave in a reasonable and appropriate manner at all times during the experience. Violations will invalidate the experience and all participants will be asked to leave the event. Causes for termination include but are not limited to: profanity, harassment, not following instructions of assigned escort or security, intoxication, or other codes of conduct which are considered unreasonable.

    The seller reserves the right to reject any bids at its sole discretion and screen all bidders, regardless of eBay feedback history.
    All sales are final; there are no refunds of the winning bid. A bid is a legally binding contract and you agree to be bound to make payment if your eBay ID is the highest bidder, even if a higher bid has been removed, resulting in you being the high bidder. If your account is used by a family member, other person in your household, or even a friend with access to your account, you are still fully liable and cannot avoid payment. By bidding in this auction, the bidder understands and agrees to eBay's terms of service as well as all terms and conditions mentioned here.



    Up to 30gee's
     
  18. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    What are they betting on. Those tickets probably get you nosebleed seats where you will be nowhere near Stern or any of the people assosciated with the show. Probably won't hear or see crap.

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    Ok just stand in the back here sir. But I bought expensive charity tickets?! Yeah you in, just stand back here.
     
  19. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    On yesterday's show, Howard said this in a very ticked-off sounding voice (nearly verbatim):

    "I thought maybe we can raise some money for the North Shore Animal League. Just donate so we can get this thing built! People have no heart. I've got friends who are billionaires who are cheap fucks. I donate 10 grand to their charity and they end up sending me 500 bucks! ... All proceeds from the auction go to North Shore. ... You will also have the rare opportunity to meet me."
     
  20. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Go and look at win the date with Beth, the same two bidders had a similar bidding war on win a dater with Beth. In fact the winning bidder right now has made 32 bids in the last 30 days and all of them were either on this or win a date with Beth. The person who is auto bidding against this person only made bids on other products AFTER we called out the bidding of the other auction on this site.

    I am telling you. Either Howard is setting one account on one computer to autobid and live bidding against himself on another computer at another location on another account or he is having someone else do it for him.