Laughable AGT Headline! (The "Poser of All Media" Must Be So Proud!)

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  1. OV

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    A Blind Dancer, an 87 year old singer (as well as a "professional regurgitator") advance. This must really resonate with their target audience - but unfortunately not with most other shows' coveted 18-49 demographics.

    Chuck Barris, he of the Gong Show, would be cringing in embarrassment if associated with this parade of freaks!

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  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    So if the singer wins, she has to live to 127 yrs old to get her full million bucks?
     
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    Thanks, King of All Mediocrity:

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    That Squirrel can waterski!!!
     
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    "A professional regurgitator". An act's opinion of the show, how quaint.
     
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  7. EmperorsNewCaps

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    Howard's got a couple sample-sized packets of Motts to tide her over if she calls Gary and books herself on the show after she wins.
     
  8. Beer Chugger

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    This is the singer. She doesn't look a day over 100.

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    Haaaaaaaaaarible
     
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  9. GaryPuppet

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    Youve gotta be fucking kidding me!!!
     
  11. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I wish I was. Tight outfit, tits hanging to her waist, trying to act sexy.
     
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    You couldnt pay me enough to sit through 90 minutes of her. Good God.
     
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    Oh she's a keeper! That's what America wants to go pay to see- Grandma on tour! Don't we already have Barbra Streisand?

    Howie on the way to finding the next big star!!!!!
     
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    The best thing for AGT's publicity is for this old biddy to die on stage, Sid James-style......
     
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    She has huge pendulous breasts!
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    Jesus Christ this show sucks so hard. Fuck Howie for getting involved and subjecting his audience of literally HUNDREDS of people to his discussions on the topic.
     
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    You know what? I don't know what kind of industrial strength bra she has going on under there...but I've seen worse.