Laura Lackner

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  1. AuntDolly

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    How much do you think Howchie pays her annually? She's been with him forever and does just about everything for him, more than Beth has probably done in their entire relationship. Why can't Beffie buy the condoms and baby wipes?
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who is "Beffie"
     
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    She knows inside info, so like Ralph, Ronnie and Toni, she is probably well taken care of.
     
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    And for that matter who the fuck is Laura Lackner
     
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    Howard's personal assistant.
     
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    6 figures easily.
     
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    What kind of creep would know her last name? :worried:
     
  8. AuntDolly

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    It's hardly inside knowledge. Anyone who's listened for years & years knows it. Howard has mentioned her by her full name just like he's mentioned his wig-master, Toni Coburn.
     
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    :mad:
     
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    Why is it that the people who bitch endlessly about the show are the ones who have an encyclopedic knowledge of it :weird:

    Do you sit next to your radio with a pen and paper so you don't forget what you want to complain about? :dontknow:
     
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    Howard refers to everyone he knows by their first and last name.
     
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    Where in my original post do you see a complaint? My point was that Ms. Lackner SHOULD be paid highly given all the years of service, not to mention "personal" duties like condom-buying that a professional executive assistant shouldn't have to do. Since Howchie is legendarily cheap, I threw a simple question out there.

    Why do you post to this board so much if you're irritated by the majority of what's said? NVM, no point in engaging with you.
     
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    Hmm, it looks as if we have until the end of the month to bid on getting our hair done in her "home in the financial district". Still at $80. Maybe someone should just ask her.
     
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    The woman is not on the show (on the air), she's not a public figure.

    This thread is creepy.
     
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    Howard had her on the phone multiple times in the 90's.
     
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    FlaFla, I don't know about Laura, but Toni is advertising her services on the public web as a "Hairdresser to the Stars".

    I don't feel much creepier than usual...
     
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    Pics of her tits or GTFO...........
     
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    Must. Not. Trust. Beth. With. Condoms. !!!
     
  20. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    I don't doubt it, but it was probably required of her; probably something Howard was pitched into a fit about, I'm sure. Even still, the '90s? I mean, I'd get off her dick about it. :jj:

    You don't feel the creep vibe in any of this?