Law student's ball shattered by cop who pulls him over for running a stop sign

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  1. John Smith

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    New Mexico law student says he lost testicle after police kneed him

    Jeremy Martin, 24, forced to undergo emergency surgery after traffic stop. Albuquerque cop slams knee into his groin, shattering testicle, Martin alleges.

    BY DEBORAH HASTINGS
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, May 2, 2014, 4:33 PM
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    New Mexico law student Jeremy Martin, seen here with bloody facial cuts in his booking photo last week, claims an Albuquerque cop kneed him so hard, his testicle exploded.

    A first-year law student at the University of New Mexico was rushed into emergency surgery to have a testicle removed after it was shattered by a cop who pulled him over for running a stop sign, the man alleges.
    Jeremy Martin, 24, claims an Albuquerque police officer kneed him in his private parts after telling him to go sit on the curb.
    The student was driving with friends shortly after midnight last Friday when he was pulled over for failing to stop, his attorney, Sam Bregman, said.
    The officer, identified in a police report as P. Padilla, said he gave the man a field sobriety test because he appeared to be under the influence.
    Martin admitted to having consumed three beers, the report said, according to KOB-TV.
    "This officer felt the necessity to knee him so directly and with so much blunt force that it shattered his testicle," Bregman told the station.


    In his booking photo, Martin's face is cut and bloody. The police report notes those injuries but does not say how they happened. The report doesn't note anything about Martin's testicle, according to the station.
    It does say that Martin resisted Officer Padilla.
    Bregman said he is preparing a lawsuit against the department. The U.S. Justice Department recently reported the force has engaged in a pattern of excessive force.
    With News Wire Services



    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/new-mexico-law-student-looses-testicle-traffic-knees-hard-explodes-attorney-

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    Should have had a V8.
     
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    Is that a curly bandito mustache?
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    Rumball!

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    If he was in "Mike Tyson's Punchout" his name would be Glass Paul.
     
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    First year law student was probably instructing the officer that he is a law student and knows everything. Law student falls because he had 3 beers (really 9 beers), and his balls blow up. Every police car has a dash cam, so we will see when more facts come to light.
    Police Officer was Mexican by the way :dawg:
     
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    One Ball Paul.

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    Hipster moustache = guilty
     
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    People's eyebrow
     
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    Yet another fine example of the endless parade of human debris known as cops.

    Cops are just one step above prison guards on the evolutionary scale.
    Slightly above functional retard.

    It doesn't take much to become a cop.
    It doesn't even require a clean record.

    Most should be wearing numbers and not badges.
     
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    Do you copy and paste that in every police-related thread?
     
  13. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Yes?
     
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    He got a nasty speeding ticket once, maybe even a parole violation. It shows with his love for PO's & CO's :secret:Dudes a rebel
     
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    This thread shouldn't be about whether or not a smarmy hipster provoked a third shift cop into a beat down. The real story here is that a dude's testicle exploded! As a one-balled man (cancer), even I find that shit funny. Please stay on track, people!
     
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    i think we get it: you don't like cops and have a completely unrealistic opinion of law enforcement.

    next?
     
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    i agree: i don't care if he was a hipster, etc. he is basically not a danger to society and it does not sound like he did anything to warrant that treatment. I cannot recall the last time any police abused a real criminal's balls. sounds like the signs of a cowardly officer with repressed gay interests.
     
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    I'm sure you won't bother to call the cops when you need them. That would be ironic and hypocritical of you.


    seriously, cops don't just yank people out of their cars an beat them for no reason. You can argue the merits of this douchebag admitting to having drunk three beers, whether or not he resisted arrest or whethe he felt that, as he is a law student and the officer a mere cop, he had a holier than thou attitude. What you can't argue is that, if you just sit and do what cops tell you to do, you have a 99% chance of keeping both balls.

    sadly, the facts probably wont be fully investigated here as the department will just settle to make this go away. But I'd have liked to see what the real story is here.
     
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    This... From someone reading a newspaper report an commenting on it from a message board before strolling off to do whatever he does this morning and forgetting the whole incident. You put about 5 minutes of thought into your opinion yet feel like it's the right one.

    Im in not picking in Newcastle. That's true for anyone that has a direct opinion on either side of this argument.
     
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    i think it will be an interesting report since the guy had witnesses to the event, and the cop has nothing. apparently the police report fails to mention the need for emergency surgery to address the exploded testicle, which suggests they had something to hide since i bet it is highly unlikely they can believably claim the cop was unaware that the guy had emergency surgery.