lawfulness has followed me my whole life...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I just try and do the right thing and be a good model citizen :grad:

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    Have you ever smacked a woman?
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    No, but I've wanted to :coffee:
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    :lo5: me too!


























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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I'm quite the rebel myself. I routinely go 3 or 4 miles over the speed limit. I've partaken of the evil weed. I tear the tags off of my pillows. I watered my lawn last summer on a day it wasn't allowed. Right now, in my garage, I have a unlabeled sprayer that has some malathion in it. I have another unlabeled sprayer that contains Dimethylamine.
     
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    3 or 4 over the limit gets you a ticket in El Paso County :grad:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    They are all the sudden patrolling the main drag outside of my addition. It's just a matter of time until I see those blue lights in my mirror.