Lawsy keep away from my protege Schmoopy

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  1. Shecklestein

    Shecklestein New Member Banned User

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    I have decided to take him under my wing on his mother's request. Schmoopy comes from good jew stock. Cavorting with white trash shickzas like you is not a good influence for him. Furthermore it would ruin his bloodline if he were to conceive with you.

    Due to his complete ineptitude with the fairer sex, I have been commissioned to find him a good jew girl.
     
    Sep 12, 2013 #1
  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    lol
     
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  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :jj:
     
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  4. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Who the fuck is this faggot?
     
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  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    a friend of Schmoopys mom?
     
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  6. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    The first one was funny, now you're just begging for attention.
    I'll give you this one post. That's it.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :rofl:
     
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  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Hi Kanye :hw:
     
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  9. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    BTW, howdy clutch :cheer:
     
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  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Lawsy talking about "begging for attention" :jj:
     
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  11. Shecklestein

    Shecklestein New Member Banned User

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    Rabbi Shecklestein at your service goyim.
     
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  12. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Shalom, shalom :jewey:
     
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  13. Napoleon V2

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    Rabbi U reformed, orthodox, conservative, hasidic?
     
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  14. Shecklestein

    Shecklestein New Member Banned User

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    Hasidic of course. The rest of them have been soiled and infiltrated with goyim trash.
     
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  15. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    ...but can't spell shiksa

    :fail:
     
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  16. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I believe him
     
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  17. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    :gayhand:
     
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  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    :lol:
     
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  19. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    how long before this faggot ends up here:

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. RH Goatcabin

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    I like this Shecklestein. A possible untapped source of wonder and complicity. Possibly even pain.
     
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