I have decided to take him under my wing on his mother's request. Schmoopy comes from good jew stock. Cavorting with white trash shickzas like you is not a good influence for him. Furthermore it would ruin his bloodline if he were to conceive with you. Due to his complete ineptitude with the fairer sex, I have been commissioned to find him a good jew girl.
The first one was funny, now you're just begging for attention. I'll give you this one post. That's it.