Lawsy?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Apr 26, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Can you please control your drug-addled boyfriend?

    He's back on ignore, but I still have to read his ridiculous nonsense when people quote him.

    Boy is off the wall.

    I'll thank you to smack him into submission. :hat:
     
  2. nazdrowie

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You need an online girlfriend too, so I can get your ass smacked into line.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I have several :c
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    and my ass is in line just fine, thank you very much :fil:
     
  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I also have a sectional couch that wouldn't fit in that micro apartment
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I almost believe that.

    Those fingers are impressive.
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm more worried about my big screen, my BBQ, and the piano........

    Fuck the couches.
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Her drug addled boyfriend that enjoys collecting dildos molded from gay pornstars. :rofl:


    What do you suppose moopy does with them? :chair:
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    How do you know he collects dildos? I've had him on ignore for so long, I clearly missed some stuff. :omg:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    He said he keeps them to use them on women. :rofl:

    srs
     
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    wanna cyber?
     
  13. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Schmoopy's the kinda guy that when they fire him from a place, the HR lady asks a couple of big men to stay late in case he goes bat shit.
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    buuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt...............he hasn't touched or smelled a woman in almost a decade...... :scratch:

    I see your conundrum with that statement.
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    is this an anti-schmoopy thread?
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    He's never worked for anybody but his parents, Hawk!!!
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    is that true?
     
  18. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    What did he do?
    I've been gone.

    And he used the vibrator to clean out vacuums is what he posted in a forum.
     
  19. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    they will just call the cops to escort him from the strip mall.
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Not really. I always hope good things for Schmoopy.

    I just wish he'd get over his fucked up anger with women, and personal obsession with me. :dontknow: