News LawyerLarry Passed Away Wed Morning

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    LawyerLarry (Double L) passed away Wed morning after being crucified by the Romans in Jerusalem. This is his twin brother, Jailbird Jerry (Double J). I was going through his laptop and this place is open. I know how much he loved wrestling, so it does not surprise me to see him on this site dedicated to wrestling. We would watch wrestling with our dad every Saturday in the 90's. I was not sure if I should post this or not, but I see he has 78,000+ LIKES so somebody has to know him. He was 3 months removed from his 34th birthday. Double L was a West Texas State University graduate and lawyer of the stars who trained Cobra Kai students in redneck kung fu, mostly in Japan. Prior to that, he was the 16 time undisputed never openweight champion of the world. He has no children or a wife, because he was not a fucking fool, but had a girlfriend in every major metropolitan city in the world. His body will be placed in a tomb in Jerusalem where it is prophesied that he will rise in 3 days. I hope you all take care of yourself and tell your family you love them because you never know when you won't see them again.

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    Jul 20, 2016 #1
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    Thanks for taking the time to inform us. Sorry for your loss.


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  3. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    I'm sorry for your loss. Double L was truly a man amongst men.
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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  5. Quality Control

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    Finally! I was wondering when his body would reject the new vagina.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Jailbird Jerry, your brother was a mentor and a good friend. Everyone here looked up to him. My condolences to your family. If you need anything, let me know.
     
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    I thought he got hit by a drunk in Vegas?
     
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  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    ^Quality Cunt Roll
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I'm going to close his account as a sign of respect. :rip2:
     
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    tradioguy69 VP of Larry, Inc.

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    The prophecy has been fulfilled.
     
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    Calm down, Caitlyn, it was a joke.
     
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    Double J I know you and Double L had your differences but my prayers are with you at this time.
     
    Jul 20, 2016 #13
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    there are lots of dead wrestlers in heaven so he will be happy
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    I was about to go to the beach, but now I need half a bottle of klonopin. I'm sorry for you loss Double J.
     
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    Tragic. He's going to miss Roman Reigns turn heel on Sunday, and Seth Rollins become a baby face.

    In the interest of full disclosure, my kid told me what to type. He saw a grown up wearing wrestling belts, and wanted to know what site I was on. I hope what I typed makes sense to some of you. Tragically enough, I'm sure it does.
     
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    @freds can you look into this
     
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    this cant be real
     
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