Entertainment LAX Will Soon Have a Private Building Just for Traveling Celebrities

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  1. dawg

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    Airport officials expect the facility to open in six to eight months.
    LAX will soon house a separate building (including private lounges and a parking area) for celebrities, diplomats and other high-profile fliers wanting to avoid the crowded main terminals — and the unwanted attention that comes with them.

    The Board of Airport Commissioners approved a proposal to build the exclusive rest area on Thursday, the Los Angeles Times reports.

    The proposal includes the construction of a 43,750 square-foot building and a 13,840 square-foot parking lot located at 6851 West Imperial Highway, which airport officials say will open in six to eight months.

    According to the LA Times, celebrities flying through LAX will be able to drive into a secure parking lot and rest in private lounge suites until boarding time, at which point a shuttle will arrive to transfer them to their gate.

    The privilege will reportedly cost travelers a fee as high as $1,800.

    Other airports which currently have similar facilities include those in Amsterdam, London, United Arab Emirates, Paris, Germany and other cities.

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lax-build-paparazzi-proof-terminal-842415
     
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    Otherwise known as the "Kardashian terminal"
     
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    I have to breathe the same air as peasants, and have my picture taken. Boohoo.
     
  4. Exit136

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    Who decides who gets to use it? Is there some airport employees deciding who is A list, D List, famous or not? So if one of the real housewives tries to get it in, what happens? What about the Wig and that wonky eyed Whorse? Can they get in? This is going to be a shit show.
     
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    tax payers footing the bill?
     
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    $$$$ decides who uses it. just like most things in life
     
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    As long as no tax dollars fund it, I don't give a fuck.
     
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    Finally!!!

    :snicker:

    What will the paparazzi dooooooooooo?
     
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    :pray:Please, please, please, please Beth having a fit over not being able to use it, and the tabloids picking up on the story @ALevyRadar
     
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    I'd gladly pay a fee for that --If the rich and famous are willing to pay, let them. They have airline lounges that you pay to join, seems logical to have a terminal like that as well.
     
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    It would be better that she did use it -

    and be ignored by all the real celebrities.

    But why would Beth want to go to a terminal that bans the paparazzi anyway?
     
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    I used to commute in and out of that airport. My posture with celebrities was to look at them with disdain and use my freq flier status to try to get better seats than them just to piss them off.

    Sharon Stone looked at me pissy once and I laughed in her face and averted my eyes down to he beaver knowingly.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Surprised that they haven't had one of these built years ago...especially with the aggressive paparazzi out there.
     
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    ...money.
     
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    The Cuntgashians whole life's puropse is to be photographed by paparazzi. Where will they go to pretend they don't want to be photographed yet give the paps a full view?
     
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    Beth's Q-rating would probably land her in the cargo hold when flying, if such things were possible.
     
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    A friend and I froze this scene at that exact moment.

    And yep, you can see her clit.
     
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    I cant wait for the first "celebrity" that gets told to fuck off and use the "regular" terminal like the rest :jj:
     
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    at last!
    Signing all those autographs gets so fucking tiresome.
     
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