Lay off me I'm starving

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Time to off another coworker.
     
  3. Swayze

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    "Gawd, these are goood"
     
  4. BrulesRules

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    Just ate lunch..

    Baja Fresh Two taco combo, rice/beans and a churro.
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im about to get a grilled chicken salad across the street
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I had 6 Ritz crackers for breakfast

    Low carb fail :facepalm: :pig:
     
  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    you should make an omelette with peppers on that old ass oven of yours :c
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm at work and I have no eggs or peppers :mad:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Also I have no idea how to make an omelette

    The fact that I can make scrambled eggs is already a miracle
     
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    Order a pizza using the dead guy's name.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Too soon!
     
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    1 Avocado
    1 small garden Tomato
    some diced Onion
    2 Chipotle Peppers
    Lime Juice
    a handful of Trader Joe's Sweet Potato Tortilla Chips

    :cool:
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im talking before work nigga
     
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    Get that stalker to bring you some hot dogs and nachos

    Tell her you'll marry her if she does.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :facepalm:
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    nigga nigga

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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I get out of bed 5 minutes before I have to go
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    fettuccine alfredo for lunch:cheer:
     
  19. Swayze

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    when do you shower?

    be honest
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :bigthink That...might actually work