Lazy assholes breakfast thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by P-B, Sep 7, 2015.

  1. P-B

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    Spaghetti in a can? :ufacepalm:
     
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    I was off last night and watched all three of the Hunger Games movies.

    Jennifer Lawrence in a post apocalyptic world gets me rammy. Maybe dystopian is a better word for the Hunger Games setting. :dontknow:

    I'm going to bed now.
     
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    Make with the EC cleavage.
     
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    Condom with reservoir tip. Too much sauce IMO.
     
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    Nothing to see here.
     
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    Some of us are resting....you know....from working all goddamned week :coffee:
     
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    I have to start looking for a job this week. :down:
     
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    Try GOODWILL. :coffee:
     
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    Its been a good run.
     
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    There's a common denominator to all your thinking. :wtf:
     
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    Miley has strep throat. :sad:

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    My father's been calling me randomly for a while now, letting me know what's in the want ads. This week, it was sales at a Ford dealer.

    A) I don't want to sell cars.

    B) Why the fuck didn't he ever open the want ads back when he had a family to take care of?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Some guys are meant to read the want ads. Some guys prefer the racing form.
     
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    Don't you have a hurricane to be hit by?
     
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    You sure that's her throat? :confused:
     
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