'learn how to park asshole'

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  1. Czech

    Czech Active Member

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    i received a handwritten message from a woman this morning

    on my car windshield, it reads: learn how to park asshole.

    while i parked beside her car, i was listening to NPR talk radio from the united states; at that moment, the broadcast was between programmes and a silly piano and drum interlude was in full effect. rather loudly, i should add. the mid-20s woman was seated in her car next to mine and i know she's responsible for this hate letter.
     
  2. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    What does you listening to the radio have to do with you parking like an asshole ?
     
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    I've had one of those, but the guy beside me parked like an asshole, so I had no choice.
     
  4. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Okay, what??? Maybe describe the way you parked, asshole. ;)
     
  5. Czech

    Czech Active Member

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    thats her subjective interpretation,

    but i suspect that the sound skewed her judgement because i was fairly within my parking boundaries
     
  6. Stew Nod

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    Was she hot? I think she wants you, dude
     
  7. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Exactly!!
     
  8. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    You canucks can not be trusted. How many red keg cups are in your vehicle?
     
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  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    :quote:fairly:quote:

    :jj:
     
  11. Splash

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    Czech's drive worse than female chinks
     
  12. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Well if that was the case, SHE would be the asshole. There is no obstruction there!
     
  13. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Jesus Christ, why did I come into this fucking thread....gotta gooooooooooooooooo

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  14. DogStar69

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    Hunt her down, make her apologize and push her off a cliff.
     
  15. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    :worried:
     
  16. christ cracker

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    buy a pink prius :dontknow:
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    WTF.

    What grown man doesn't know how to park? To the extent that some chick has to leave a note on your car?

    Time to sack it the fuck up bro.
     
  18. k4D3t

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    no pics?
     
  19. Gunslinger

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    None of that explains why or how you parked like an asshole
     
  20. reno

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    You post like an asshole too.