Least attractive celebrity you ever spanked/diddled to

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  1. BrulesRules

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    The internet walk of shame...feel free to share your stories of masturbation to not so attractive celebrities.

    When I was in my teens I had a thing for Jennifer Capriati
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    brules who was the south american tennis girl?
    yes my google is broken
     
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    Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario?
     
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    Sorry bro that bitch has a fine body even after she became an addict. I'd have no problem getting her an 8-Ball and having public bathroom stall sex with her.
     
  5. BrulesRules

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    oh you mean Gabriela Sabatini...

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  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I've probably wacked it to underwear models where they don't even show the face.
     
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    well I don't make a habit out of masturbating to unattractive women..so she would be my worst.
     
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    tall one
    maybe argentina
    pre cappriati
    started with an s?
     
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    Gabriela Sabatini
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I may have wacked it to headless underwear mannequins. Only if they had protruding mannequin nips though.
     
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    like from the Sunday paper?
     
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    Never jerked off to her, but I'd do her in a pinch.
    I have to admit that the bit of ass she's showing is a turn on.
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    They still had catalogs when I was a little gwart.
     
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    Hopefully in the 90210 days at least
     
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    yup
    not the best pic but this is my diddle answer
     
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    does Chriza count?
     
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    Which one of the Williams brothers is that?
     
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