Every guy who's lived with a woman (including moms and sisters, I'm assuming that's most/all of you) has heard that it's a huge offense to leave the toilet seat up, because women go into the can in the dark and fall in. I'm just conditioned now to never do it, but here's my questions on this subject: 1. Women: Have you ever actually sat on the toilet when the seat's been up and fallen in? 2. Men: Has this ever happened to you?!?