Leaving the toilet seat up.

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Every guy who's lived with a woman (including moms and sisters, I'm assuming that's most/all of you) has heard that it's a huge offense to leave the toilet seat up, because women go into the can in the dark and fall in.

    :jj:

    I'm just conditioned now to never do it, but here's my questions on this subject:

    1. Women: Have you ever actually sat on the toilet when the seat's been up and fallen in?

    2. Men: Has this ever happened to you?!?

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  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    howabout looking where u sit?
     
  3. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I know, but I'm doing an experiment here. Lots of women are like, "I'm so sick of falling into the toilet!!!" but I've never heard a dude say that.
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Do you even think before you make these posts? :facepalm:
     
  5. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Calm down, grandpa. This one is totally worthwhile if we get stories of people falling into the toilet. Go make a Phish thread.
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Don't be ridiculous.

    It's May. Nothings happened in Phishtory in May. :rolleyes:
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    BTW, I put everything down.

    Keeps the animals out. :grad:
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    this
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    that^^ Gus will fish for brown trout if left to his own devices.
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I've done both, fallen in because the seat was up, and pee'd on the cover because that was down :jj:
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Were you drunk as shit?
     
  12. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Yes. And it's not the falling in that is so bad, it's the sitting on your splattered dried stickyass piss!
     
  13. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    There are turds just hanging out in your terlit?
     
  14. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    if you're getting up in the middle of the night you're not going to flip on the light and wake yourself up.
     
  15. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    100% of the time. I've never used the toilet in the dark once in my life.
     
  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    you're a man and need to see where you're pissing.
    we just have to yank down our panties and sit down on the jon.
     
  17. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    no, just no lights--stream starts on the way down :jj:
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    Hey Man, sometimes you gotta let things properly 'soak' prior to disposal. :grad:
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

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    I've done it :facepalm:

    If I've had relations with my old lady that night, I'll sit down and tuck to piss if I get up in the middle of the night. Most dudes here have had the windex sprayer effect pissing after getting laid. Well for some reason the seat was up, I was fucking exhausted and in a total daze, and totally fell in at like 2am. :jj:
     
  20. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    No, but he tries to dig to China via the hole in the porcelain and splashes toilet water everywhere. :nocheer: