Leaving the toilet seat up.

Every guy who's lived with a woman (including moms and sisters, I'm assuming that's most/all of you) has heard that it's a huge offense to leave the toilet seat up, because women go into the can in the dark and fall in.



I'm just conditioned now to never do it, but here's my questions on this subject:

1. Women: Have you ever actually sat on the toilet when the seat's been up and fallen in?

2. Men: Has this ever happened to you?!?

 

howabout looking where u sit?

 

I know, but I'm doing an experiment here. Lots of women are like, "I'm so sick of falling into the toilet!!!" but I've never heard a dude say that.

 

Do you even think before you make these posts?

 

Calm down, grandpa. This one is totally worthwhile if we get stories of people falling into the toilet. Go make a Phish thread.

 

Don't be ridiculous.

It's May. Nothings happened in Phishtory in May.

 

BTW, I put everything down.

Keeps the animals out.

 

that^^ Gus will fish for brown trout if left to his own devices.

 

I've done both, fallen in because the seat was up, and pee'd on the cover because that was down

 

Were you drunk as shit?

 

Yes. And it's not the falling in that is so bad, it's the sitting on your splattered dried stickyass piss!

 

There are turds just hanging out in your terlit?

 

if you're getting up in the middle of the night you're not going to flip on the light and wake yourself up.

 

100% of the time. I've never used the toilet in the dark once in my life.

 

you're a man and need to see where you're pissing.
we just have to yank down our panties and sit down on the jon.

 

no, just no lights--stream starts on the way down

 

Hey Man, sometimes you gotta let things properly 'soak' prior to disposal.

 

I've done it

If I've had relations with my old lady that night, I'll sit down and tuck to piss if I get up in the middle of the night. Most dudes here have had the windex sprayer effect pissing after getting laid. Well for some reason the seat was up, I was fucking exhausted and in a total daze, and totally fell in at like 2am.

 

No, but he tries to dig to China via the hole in the porcelain and splashes toilet water everywhere.