Every guy who's lived with a woman (including moms and sisters, I'm assuming that's most/all of you) has heard that it's a huge offense to leave the toilet seat up, because women go into the can in the dark and fall in. I'm just conditioned now to never do it, but here's my questions on this subject: 1. Women: Have you ever actually sat on the toilet when the seat's been up and fallen in? 2. Men: Has this ever happened to you?!?
I know, but I'm doing an experiment here. Lots of women are like, "I'm so sick of falling into the toilet!!!" but I've never heard a dude say that.
Calm down, grandpa. This one is totally worthwhile if we get stories of people falling into the toilet. Go make a Phish thread.
Yes. And it's not the falling in that is so bad, it's the sitting on your splattered dried stickyass piss!
if you're getting up in the middle of the night you're not going to flip on the light and wake yourself up.
you're a man and need to see where you're pissing. we just have to yank down our panties and sit down on the jon.
I've done it If I've had relations with my old lady that night, I'll sit down and tuck to piss if I get up in the middle of the night. Most dudes here have had the windex sprayer effect pissing after getting laid. Well for some reason the seat was up, I was fucking exhausted and in a total daze, and totally fell in at like 2am.