Left my wife bleeding after a full on hurricane fuck

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by CMG, Apr 20, 2012.

Page 1 of 2
  1. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2010
    Messages:
    1,578
    Likes Received:
    1
    Her whole asshole is bleeding, hope she cleans herself up soon and make me a fucking salami sammich
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #1
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2011
    Messages:
    34,776
    Likes Received:
    1,352
    you is fucking boring.
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #2
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

    Reputations:
    26,723
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    48,537
    Likes Received:
    21,550
    That's fucking shocking. Some poor soul married you?
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #3
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    4,929
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    22,594
    Likes Received:
    7,376
    prolly burst one a her hemorrhoids
     
    Last edited: Apr 20, 2012
    Apr 20, 2012 #4
  5. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2010
    Messages:
    1,578
    Likes Received:
    1
    i stabbed her father to make her marry me, thats just how i roll bro
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #5
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Vice POTY VIP

    Reputations:
    51,790
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    100,526
    Likes Received:
    34,324
    Pics or gtfo
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #6
  7. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2010
    Messages:
    1,578
    Likes Received:
    1
    sounds accurate
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #7
  8. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

    Reputations:
    39,953
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    36,532
    Likes Received:
    15,237
    CMG = Hopeless Romantic

    Ignore the haters, buddy,
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #8
  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    39,412
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    73,400
    Likes Received:
    28,864
    So, 'her whole asshole' is a reference to you, correct? Why you bleeding bro? :scratch:
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #9
  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

    Reputations:
    29,450
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    34,459
    Likes Received:
    16,513
    :lol:
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #10
  11. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2010
    Messages:
    1,578
    Likes Received:
    1
    just checked, still bleeding, so i punched her in the face
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #11
  12. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    17,152
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    27,730
    Likes Received:
    16,123
    I miss u muffin:c
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #12
  13. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2010
    Messages:
    1,578
    Likes Received:
    1
    even after i invade ur home , steal ur tampons , chew em while raping ur dogs assholes ?
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #13
  14. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    17,152
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    27,730
    Likes Received:
    16,123
    you have such a unique way of getting a man rock hard for the cum to dribble
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #14
  15. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2010
    Messages:
    1,578
    Likes Received:
    1
    lol , ur such a lovely faggot when it comes to ur dogs

















    i'll still rape n fuck em
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #15
  16. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2010
    Messages:
    1,578
    Likes Received:
    1
    shove okra in my cunt
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #16
  17. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2010
    Messages:
    1,578
    Likes Received:
    1
    5 star thread, vote this shit up faggots
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #17
  18. banksy

    banksy Kick butt buzz-cut dickhead VIP

    Reputations:
    11,021
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    77,517
    Likes Received:
    10,051
    that should take her mind off her asshole. :golfclap:
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #18
  19. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    150
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    140,962
    Likes Received:
    39,476
    That is sweet. :uwub:
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #19
  20. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2010
    Messages:
    1,578
    Likes Received:
    1
    oh im sure u wish it was u, stop crushing on me :D
     
    Apr 20, 2012 #20
Page 1 of 2