Left my wife bleeding after a full on hurricane fuck

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by CMG, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    Her whole asshole is bleeding, hope she cleans herself up soon and make me a fucking salami sammich
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    you is fucking boring.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    That's fucking shocking. Some poor soul married you?
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    prolly burst one a her hemorrhoids
     
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  5. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    i stabbed her father to make her marry me, thats just how i roll bro
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Pics or gtfo
     
  7. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    sounds accurate
     
  8. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    CMG = Hopeless Romantic

    Ignore the haters, buddy,
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    So, 'her whole asshole' is a reference to you, correct? Why you bleeding bro? :scratch:
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    :lol:
     
  11. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    just checked, still bleeding, so i punched her in the face
     
  12. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I miss u muffin:c
     
  13. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    even after i invade ur home , steal ur tampons , chew em while raping ur dogs assholes ?
     
  14. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    you have such a unique way of getting a man rock hard for the cum to dribble
     
  15. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    lol , ur such a lovely faggot when it comes to ur dogs

















    i'll still rape n fuck em
     
  16. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    shove okra in my cunt
     
  17. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    5 star thread, vote this shit up faggots
     
  18. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    that should take her mind off her asshole. :golfclap:
     
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    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    That is sweet. :uwub:
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    oh im sure u wish it was u, stop crushing on me :D