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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Jul 3, 2014.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Sorry if this has been asked a million times but do you watch 'COPS' or would it be like a postman watching a show about delivering mail,
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Who the fuck would watch a show about delivering fucking mail
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    This aint Hot Rod magazine, pal
     
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    He prolly watches in and thanks God the lowlifes he deals with aren't as fucked up as the ones on the show.
     
  5. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Lunch must have been disappointing today.
     
  6. TonyJax

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    I would watch cops if I were a cop but I aint so I dont. :confused:
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I have no interest. I am not saying that I've seen everything but I have absolutely seen enough to not want to watch the same thing I do on TV. I have certainly seen it more than a few times AND been told "you gotta see this" before having a clip shoved in my face. It just doesn't seem as "out there" or crazy as it likely does to most people. I was blown away by how "people" behave, live and act for some time when I started out but you learn to toss what you think is appropriate behavior or common sense when working in the ghetto.

    I also hate watching some of the stuff and seeing really stupid stuff that the cops do wrong or glaring cues that the "perp" is about to run or fight that get ignored. Like they aren't doing their job because they are on TV or something.

    It sounds stupid too but the longer I've done this the more I don't like people that are cops. Not because I think they are dirty/crooked or anything (as a rule). Just the personalities and behavior. A few of my very best friends are cops but they are just normal douchebags, like me, that view it as a job.....not a "calling" or "life choice".

    I'm fascinated to go into shops where parts are being forged/machined or engines are being put together but the people that work there are often just zombies because it's what they see day in and day out. Same thing.
     
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  8. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    typical episode of cops

    cop: sir did you hit your wife
    perp: yes
    cop: sir youre going to jail
    perp: why?!