Leonardo DiCaprio just kicked his girlfriend to the curb

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Victoria's Secret model 23 year old Erin Heatherton. Leonardo is always looking to upgrade.
     
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    He has the most powerful Pimp Hand in Hollywood . . .
     
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    His pimp hand is beer can thick.
     
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  5. MutteringJohn

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    When I grow up I'm going fuck hundreds of hot women
     
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    i always wonder about these "hunks" who go from one beautiful woman to another (leo and george clooney).. it smells of PR. we're supposed to believe that they have never fallen in love to even have long term relationships or marriage? they seem to be taking chapters from the rock hudson playbook.
    my gaydar is extremely strong with those two (and george is a bit too caring and sensitive).
     
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    Please forgive my frankness, but pussy's only as good as the options a gentleman has.
     
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    I'm with you Isabella. :coffee: I don't buy it with George Clooney for one minute. He's queer as a three dollar bill if you ask me.

    I've been known to be wrong in the past though, let's not get into that. :surprised:

    I never noticed that with Leonardo di Carprio... now that you mention it, you're probably right.
     
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    God bless this guy, turning sweet angels into cum mops one orgasm at a time. Truth be told girls like that become real pains in the ass once they get comfortable in a relationship, suddenly they know everything better and once they hit about 1000 twitter followers they turn into Helga goddess of knowledge, twabbering links to just really inane crap. And the dumb that comes bubbling out of the pot is amazing,
     
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    Maybe Clooney but I don't get that vibe from DiCaprio. I just think he hasn't hit the age yet where he wants to have kids so he's going to keep going this way till it's time.
     
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    :D
     
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    wow. i remember when leo was attractive. i feel old.
     
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    which guy did he choose over her?
     
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    he's going to be such an attractive gay old fart. probably the next Quentin Crisp
     
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    some woman need to believe that men are really interested in them for their minds :jj:
     
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    i like to be around them during the daylight because of their personalities. at night its a different matter.
     
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    Leo has a beard, but he can't grow one? :jj:
     
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  18. Mlaw

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    by Isabella's logic, Derek Jeter must be gay too :jj:


    maybe these guys are smart enough to stay single so they don't have to watch 50% of their assets fly out the window---on top of the 33% that follows their sperm
     
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    Sorry, you are incorrect. However, you would have to be a guy to understand why we (those of us who can) move from one beautiful woman to another. The answer: Because we can! No faggotry subterfuge is going on here.
     
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    clooney sucked a few producer cock to get started, as did pitt, leo & the rest of them...no cock, no job
     
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