Leonardo DiCaprio's latest Victoria's Secret recruit Toni Garnn

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, May 28, 2013.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    No one has a better life in Hollywood than this guy. He intends to go through the entire catalog. There is a black and white nude photo on Google images before breast augmentation. She should have left them alone because they were perfect. Leonardo had Toni on a yacht when they were in Cannes. Let's face it. It must suck to be Leonardo DiCaprio. [​IMG]

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    [​IMG] I'm KING of the WORLD!
     
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    does not suck to be him
     
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    Shows the power of good looks because that fucker is one of the dumbest guys you'll ever meet.
     
  5. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I would be gladly go through life dumb and stupid to have Leonardo's money and pussy.
     
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    He and Clooney get the best quality

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  7. Robert Higgins

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    Sweet baby Jesus

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    just take a trip to auschwitz instead:dontknow:
     
  9. Phantom Lord

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    This is a perfect example for those who think that the people always criticizing Howard are simply jealous of his money and Beth. Leo is worth half a billion dollars, and he dates women almost 20 years younger than him. Yet I love the guy and I am sure most men do. This is how you should live your life at this level. Not trapped in an apartment watching baby sitter porn while your "model/wife" does everything in her power to get away from you and become famous.
     
  10. unclefreddy

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    Amen to that!
     
  11. koabz

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    Leo is not 60 years old.....
     
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    thoughts on that photo- you talk about bringing out the true nature of women - put one within 50ft of a moviestar, nevermind on his boat. why are their clothes even still on? god bless the guy.

    I bet by the end of that weekend, he ejaculated one last time and a string came out with a note at the end that read "poof".
     
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    i doubt he'll entertain the thought of a beth, much less marry one when he's 60.

    you can also look at the reverse case. howard never lived it up like leo's doin when howard was young and free...regardless of what he says on some days. howard's mad pussy tear = gettin drunk and havin a 1 night stand one weekend.
     
  14. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I think Leonardo would prefer to be surrounded by men wearing speddos
     
  15. Beths Arab

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    I dont see the A list Mr & Mrs Ostrosky on the boat anywhere...
     
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    I wonder if he and Jack exchanged pussy war stories on the set of The Departed.
     
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    No ass is just fucking gross. You ain't got a good ass then you ain't got a good body.
     
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    This and nobody knows wtf he does or how he is privately. The dude might be gay.
     
  19. Robert Higgins

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    I highly doubt it. Look at some of the tail he tapped. And these are only some of the famous ones. Not bad for a fanook I guess.

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    Well, he has to keep up appearances you know, while his fans know the truth.

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