Lesbian Chobani ad

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shithead, Jun 16, 2015.

  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Like the licking...

     
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    Great now yogurt adds are going to give me boners :facepalm:
     
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    in real life it's a couple 200 pound grossos eating the cheesey goo from each other's wretched gashes



    there i did my best to de-boner the guy above
     
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    Licktastic! :up:
     
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    I noticed she was using her finger instead of a spoon.
    Not that there is anything wrong with that.
     
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    One of the few things Howard has said over the years that I completely agree with.

    Pussy is powerful.
     
  8. Rescued Owl

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    I thought that she was going to stick her finger up her friend's ass for a minute there.
    :drool:
     
  9. Freedom Fries

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    I don't know about him, but it sure as hell worked on me
     
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    False advertising. Real life lesbians don't look like that.

    As for the yogurt, Fage is better than Chobani. The texture is much more consistent.
     
  11. Quite Frankly

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    The one eating looks like Chelsea Handler and Eric Johnson the guitarist.
     
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    They both seem manish:imagirl:
     
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    Fage would also be a more appropriate brand to produce such a commercial.
     
  14. John Sterling

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    I thought she was going to wiggle her tongue between her two fingers.
     
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    In real life, she'd look like Lena Dunham and would be resting the container of yogurt on her oversized belly while feeding her fat, ugly face.
     
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    There is another one that is not so hot. In fact it's pretty vile.
    In the commercial Dr. Ronnie is emptying a 55 gallon drum of yogurt into Robin's ass to help her "cleanse".
     
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    After all that rug munching the night before, isn't it true yogurt helps control yeast infections??
     
  18. ScottBaiosPenis

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    little did you know...200lb grossos iis my thing:jackoff:
     
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    True.
    They also say that it works great as a lube during heavy scissoring.
     
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    Commercials don't show the average 400 pound American riding one of those motor scooters. :what: