Lesbian coworker to me: "Don't get mad cause your girl ate my ass."

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  1. Habit Forming

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    Wifey has some explainin' to do.


















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  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Nice ass?
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    predator lesbians :nooo:
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    is this butch or lipstick lesbian loving?
     
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    Lesbo's trying so hard to be tough :jj:
     
  6. mike25

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    you seem to be taking it quite well ?
    you don't consider lesbian action behind your back cheating ?
     
  7. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm guessing this is the lesbo equivalent of a dude talking smack...nothing to it.
     
  8. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I would of went into the bathroom and beat off with this picture in my head.

    butch or not
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Lipstick= ask her if you can return the favor

    Butch= throw up on her face
     
  11. Habit Forming

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    It's not bad. I give her a solid 8.
     
  12. Habit Forming

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    She's a tad bit butchy. But I'd still do it to her real good.
     
  13. MatthewT

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    enjoy divorce court :hat:
     
  14. Habit Forming

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    You got it, Johnny. She doesn't even know Wifey.
     
  15. Habit Forming

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    Only when my youngest turns 18.

    :cheer:
     
  16. MatthewT

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    you might want to hang out with some 18 year olds these days; little pussies can't take a hangnail, much less a divorce. if you're hanging around for their sakes, you might as well go the distance.
     
  17. Habit Forming

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    I will consider that theory. Thanks.
     
  18. MatthewT

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    people that slog it out are happier in general than people who throw in the towel; sometimes way happier :up:
     
  19. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    If she's ugly and a shitty coworker, you have grounds for sexual harassment.