Stern Show Lesbian Jan Hein's New Fast Food Book

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  1. Alienroll

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    Butch lesbian and wife of a monkey travels the country eating like a slob and lives to write the tale.
     
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    Great choice putting his face on the cover.

    Great choice.
     
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    :hehe:

    I still crack up at "Jan" Hein.
     
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    P.S.: This is how he really looks (hair not photoshopped):

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    There are no customer reviews. Yet.
     
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    Dykes weren't opposed to licking his vagina. :dontknow:
     
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    Hope this does as well as Beef and Lisa G's books.

    The first 100 people who pre order get a free box of these:

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    He's such a shithead and, literally the last person I'd ever take advice from about food. Who eats plain burgers? The best burger in the world would taste weird without fixin's. You're supposed to put fixin's on your burgers, ya big dummy!
     
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    Did he get hair plugs too?
     
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    He eats plain burgers. Fucking weirdo.
     
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    God damn, this.
    What a fucking shithead you'd have to be to put out a book rating and judging food when you don't eat it the way the restaurants intended.
    I can't stand this guy. I dont necessarily wish diabetes complications on him, but I'll shed no tears when he starts losing limbs
     
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    his hatred of BK is odd to me

    the whopper is a nice treat now and again
     
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    The beloved personality from The Howard Stern Showcelebrates American fast food, exploring the history and secret menu items of both national and regional chains, ranking everything from burgers and fries to ice and mascots, and offering his own expert tips on where to go and what to order.

    Jon Hein is the ultimate fast food maniac, and in this book he draws on his extensive knowledge of, and love for, both nationwide chains and regional gems, from McDonald’s and KFC to In-N-Out Burger and Carvel. He digs into their origin stories; reveals secret menu items; includes best lists for everything from fried chicken and shakes to connoisseur concerns such as straws and biscuits; takes a nostalgic look back at the best giveaways, slogans, and uniforms; and even provides a battle-tested drive-thru strategy. With behind-the-counter looks at places like the Dunkin' Donuts headquarters and Nathan's original hot dog stand, Fast Food Maniac is the definitive, cross-country guide to some of America's best-loved guilty pleasures.
     
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    "Jon and I have been on-air partners for ten years. We have traveled the country together and I promise you...this man KNOWS fast food."

    -- Gary Dell'Abate, New York Times bestselling author of They Call Me Baba Booey

    About the Author
    JON HEIN is a regular on The Howard Stern Show, as well as a co-host of The Wrap-Up Show. An avid consumer of pop culture and fast food, he is the author of Jump the Shark and was the host of Fast Food Mania on Discovery TV. He lives with his family in New York.
     
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    I'm listening to Jon Hein in a clip from Youtube, he says his regular order at McDonald's is a double quarter pounder, plain-no cheese. How fucking gross is that? That almost makes me wretch just thinking about it...

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