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Lessons for non-elite flyers (DEAD SRS)

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    If you want travel advice on how to best get through security lines or get upgraded this is the place to ask. Hotel and rental car questions ok. In the meantime please follow these instructions for common curtesy:

    1. Don't stand on moving sidewalks like its a Disney ride
    2. Don't block the jet bridge if you're in group 5 and first class hasn't boarded yet
    3. Don't bring smelly food on the plane
    4. Don't hang stuff off our shoulders when walking down the aisle on the plane when boarding. You hit people in the head
    5. If you are fat, don't expect the person next to you to keep the armrest up
    6. Wait until the rows in front of you have exited before bowling in front of them
    7. If on a small plane, don't recline your seat
    8. If you are on the aisle, don't complain when someone inside has to take a leak
    9. Don't let your kids act like assholes
    10. Don't crowd around the luggage belt. Stay 5 feet back until you see your bag

    Do these things and my life will be better. TIA
     
  2. The Gas Face

    The Gas Face Well-Known Member VIP

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    I really can't disagree with this list. You're spot on
     
  3. Splash

    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    I'm the saloons #1 elite flyer.
     
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    that's like being the tallest midget
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    # HEEL do all them shits aint aint give a wha wha yo
     
  6. Ridic Too2

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    I haven't taken commercial flight in 3 years. How's that for elite, bitch?
     
  7. Splash

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    If everyone was a skinny midget besides me I would enjoy flying much better yo
     
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    enter plane. take 2 mg xanax. get shook awake upon landing. them are my tips :up:
     
  9. Splash

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    You can't even afford phone calls yo
     
  10. Mr. Clutch

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    Nigga I go Dutch yo
     
  11. Splash

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    3 years ago they put in the buy two seat rule for lardasses ^#1 elite lard ass
     
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  13. Splash

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    If you were on the aisle i'd be slapping your face if I had to wiz. Acceptable in a window seat.
     
  14. Splash

    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    ^ this dude hasn't gone 30 miles from his house since I been posting. #1 elite introvert
     
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    Splash Huge Member Gold

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    What's your disorder for Xanex?
     
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    :scratch:
     
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    :dontknow:
     
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    you dumb fuck

    you dont know what
    I do on a daily basis

    eat a dick bitch :pie:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    nigga be mad mad yo :jj:
     

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