Let me get this straight...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Humongous, Feb 28, 2012.

  1. Humongous

    Humongous Well-Known Member

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    ...when discussing the Oscars today, Howard 1) criticized the show for being a boring show 2) criticized Billy Crystal for dying his hair black and 3) criticized Angelina Jolie for posing with a bent knee. HAHAHAHA!!! The lack of self-awareness is fucking comical at this point!!
     
  2. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    He knows what everything thinks of him and beth yet he just keeps going and going
     
  3. setai

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    You forgot advocated violence as appropriate response against a tall jewish prankster mocking a red carpet interview.
     
  4. Tans Lover

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    you forgot "if you're not there on Fridays, you're doing a disservice to you audience"
     
  5. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    His subconscious is screaming it in his head. It has to get out somehow.
     
  6. Tish

    Tish Well-Known Member

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    Thank god for Benjy!! I do think Angie was fucking with Jen. And that's not cool.
     
  7. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    He was so cutting edge going after french people. :rolleye:
     
  8. BethsZygote

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    know more bullshit!
     
  9. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Howard says angerly America makes the best movies "furious" that The Artist won best picture, unaware, I guess that The Artist was made in Los Angles.
     
  10. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    yea pretty much
     
  11. Time Bandit

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    to quote ba ba baboonface "the show has evolved"...yea right, to tv.
    Howard has gone hollywood.
     
  12. TheHighHat

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    the pills play whack-a-mole with most of those thoughts, but a few slip through the cracks
     
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    he jumped to Ryan Seacrest's defense as well, what a star fucker, just last week he was saying how much he hated Ryan and how much he admired Sacha
     
  14. chapped

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    Isn't Simon whats his face both Ryan and Howard's boss now?
    Howard knows that he is running in the same circles as that douche bag...
     
  15. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Outside of some interesting interviews now and then, Howard's lack of self-awareness, douchey behavior, and Benjy's mocking of it is the most entertaining portion of the show
     
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    And today he was going on and on about how vapid Paris Hilton is..laughing at the repeated failed attempts to become famous and at her failed tv show (True Beauty, Casino Cinema anyone?) It amazes me he is just married to a 40 yr old version of Paris.
     
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    i think he's just jealous that paris was actually successful at becoming famous and oats was not.
     
  18. TheHighHat

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    Yeah, I thought he would have taken a douchebag glee in seeing a dude from a rival show taken down a peg, and applauded the comedy of what Cohen did. But not only doesn't he do that, he makes himself look like an ass with his tough guy schtick.

    Howard immediately puts himself in the shoes of the victim now. "If he did that to me...........................", well, he didn't do that to you, jaggoff! What the fuck is he imagining it for? It's like him criticizing Gervais' Golden Globes jokes last year, calling them "mean".........................which means that he's imagining, and fearing, Gervais going after him.

    In addition to delusions of grandeur, OCD, and a black belt in narcissistic personality disorder, there's a lot of paranoid schizophrenia in him, too. It's all linked...................he needs the adulation to combat the paranoia.........................they won't hurt me; they love me too much!

    I thought he'd been dodging karma, but I think it's just getting him from the inside-out.
     
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