Let me give you fellas a dating tip

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's true what they say, treat her like crap and she'll be coming back. I'm not saying being a scumbag jerkoff. Have manners, be a gentleman. But always act like you can get better and she will be eating out of your hand.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Like, she's going to steal my food?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I don't want that
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    If food is in my hand it is for me, not her
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    Wouldnt you rather a chick be eating off of your dick???
     
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    The real trick to keep a woman coming back... fuck her GOOD. No woman in history has ever left a man that pleased her in bed.
     
  9. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Guys have a problem these days of obsessing too much, and it freaks the girl out.
     
  10. nserafini

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    Human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution - R.Cohle
     
  11. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Who is your daddy and what does he do?
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Boring foodie. :rolleyes: Food, food, food....Jesus Christ...:facepalm:
     
  13. Tuesday

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    Untrue, Tommy. :no:
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    :nojj:
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you have to be good looking in order for it to work
    if you are fat/ugly/ got no game, she'll just move on to another dick slinger
     
  17. NipplesAndToes23

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    Douche of Bag!!! :derp:
     
  18. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    :derp: We good bro?
     
  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Gomez speaks truth
     
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    OP's statement is indeed true when it comes to damaged chicks, bless their hearts.