Let me have it, faggots

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 22, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm drunk as shit

    This is a conversation I just had with "the ex with the boyfriend", who keeps trying to come over and fuck my dick



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  2. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    No goals in your life :cwl:
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    What's your goal with this thread?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I seriously need a hug right now

    I know I'm acting all faggy like Garypagetwo but fuck :(
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj:

    No goals.

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  6. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    fuck you
    lets go play wii
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What the fuck are Joel's goals in life?

    What a faggot name btw.
     
  8. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    no goals! :backlol:
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Jesus Christ Chris.

    Slow it bro. :jj:
     
  10. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Wow, that's as gay as it gets
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    By the way, the reason she "quit seeing me" is actually that she caught me talking on Facebook to a 19 year old but she can live in whatever cunt dreamworld she likes
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    no goals

    :lully:
     
  13. wetback

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    :hug:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck that cunt

    I hope the next time she goes to see a movie a guy runs in and shoots her right in the vag
     
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    Smooth moves Chriza :facepalm:
     
  16. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    move on, she ain't for you.
     
  17. gilaet

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  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Is NO ONE gonna acknowledge my awesome Steve Holt picture? :mad:
     
  19. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Women's goals = marriage, kids, money

    Men's goals = getting laid
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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