Let Me Tell You Something!

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    "Let me tell you something!" is the best way to begin a wrestling promo. Every now and then, you want to throw in "my friend" or "pal" or "buddy" or "brother". Here's an example:

    Let me tell you something, Mean Gene! Everybody wants to talk shit about LAWYER LARRY, but nobody's got what it takes to back it up, my friend. The simple fact of the matter is THIS! I am THE man with the championship belt, pal! And if you want it, you've gotta go through me and you're just not capable of that, brother! So get used to it, buddy! Because I'm here to stay on the very top and there's nobody around who can take me down! This I DECREE and so it shall be!
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Too derivative, IMO.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  4. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I watched the Superstar Billy Graham documentary over the weekend. He was a great talker - on up there with Flair. "I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour!"
     
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    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    4 replies in and no fire marshall Bill image? WTF happened to this place
     
  6. Avery

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    I'll see YOU this Sunday at the Cuyahoga County Civic Center, brother!
     
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  7. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Preach, Preacher.
     
  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Be sure to bring a wheelchair, because you're not walking out of there, my friend!
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :omg:
     
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    Skid Marx EDITOR IN CHIEF DawgShed News

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    I interviewed Killer Kowalski on one occasion and was surprised at what a refined gentlemen he was. Impeccable manners and a real wordsmith
     
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  11. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    So was Nick Bockwinkel
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