"Let me tell you something!" is the best way to begin a wrestling promo. Every now and then, you want to throw in "my friend" or "pal" or "buddy" or "brother". Here's an example: Let me tell you something, Mean Gene! Everybody wants to talk shit about LAWYER LARRY, but nobody's got what it takes to back it up, my friend. The simple fact of the matter is THIS! I am THE man with the championship belt, pal! And if you want it, you've gotta go through me and you're just not capable of that, brother! So get used to it, buddy! Because I'm here to stay on the very top and there's nobody around who can take me down! This I DECREE and so it shall be!