Let's analyze Beth's Instagram statistics, shall we?

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  1. Dlist

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    Seems that Bethie is up bright and early at 6am, lots of activity around 8 (when other people are at work ....:facepalm:) and she is busy posting all day long.

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    Most used tag #mypurpose :rolleye:

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    A whopping .07% talk about her and her posts, and a little over 2% love her stuff.

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    She has consistently been posting between 20 and 24 pics a day the last few days.

    Living with an old man with a wig must be pretty fucking boring.
     
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    @Dlist, oh how you bring sweetness and light to the tortured corners of my mind...

    So great. Decompensation in motion, in real time!
     
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    Nice find! Whitney Cummings created a monster when she taught Beth how to use Instagram.

    Maybe this is the slow build that Howard was talking about a few years ago.

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    She has a literally limitless supply of money available to her and is still a fucking loser.
     
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    Assuming that September she made about 560 threads, then that comes out to an average of nearly 19 day.

    Extrapolating that out further, let's say she starts at 6AM and ends at 8PM.. 14 hours which means she is averaging about 1 and 1/3rd instagrams per waking hour. That's fucking ponderous!
     
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    she's deranged, pure and simple. thousands of post to fake followers who fake "love" her posts. way to go howard, you used to be something.
     
  11. Murcielago

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    She'll start citing Instagram posts on her IMDB page soon, that's only slightly more ridiculous than her "Audience Member" credits.
     
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    And almost HALF of her posts are tagged with #mypurpose.....geezus...
     
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    hahahaha, if this were a stock's trendline, I'd buy it!
     
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    Yes Beth... the world needs more instagram pics of your gnarled feet.
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    remember she does not want to be famous
     
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    beth twitchy toe cat.gif
     
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    So she's typing out #mypurpose like 10 times per day along with a picture of cats. My first thought was that that's some Wendy the Retard level shit but it's actually worse than that. I think she might actually have some form of early onset dementia brought on by a combination of anorexia, alcohol abuse, and the stress of being married to a 60 year old neurotic.
     
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    They have programs that autoposts at set times so it doesn't necessarily mean she is on all day.