Let's bomb Wiggy's show with real calls

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by piledriver123, Mar 25, 2014.

  1. piledriver123

    piledriver123 Wonky hunter and Shed lover

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    I am so fucking tired of the ass kissing bullshit that some koolaid drinking wet heads dribble on and on. I would love to see if that big nose pelican has the balls to take some real calls. I wish I could but my work does not let me have the time to be on hold. Just need to fake out either Steve or Will. That WUS needs a wake up call too. I can't stand that big tooth baboon anymore.
     
  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Let's is always inclusive, which refers to both the speaker and the addressee.
     
  3. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    I have a job so I can't call in but I would ask

    "Why does Beff need a $10M closet in Florida Downton Flabby?"

    "WTF is with your new hobby of art journaling and mod podging??? Wow...way fem!"

    "Why would a man who is so careful about money spend $52M (worth $42M) that has 12 bathrooms for TWO people??"

    "Howard, we all want to see Beff's European modeling years when she was a super modeo....please post on Howardstern.com!!!"
     
  6. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I've called dozens of times in the past and gotten through one time and was put on hold until I fell asleep. This was early Sirius era when I got off work at 3 am (west coast) and would drunkenly try to get through and never did.
     
  7. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Doesn't matter anymore.
    If you get past the screeners, you still won't get Wigford to give illinifan the million dollars he owes him...
     
  8. UpInSmoke123

    UpInSmoke123 Well-Known Member

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    If I could get on, I would start by kissing his ass about how beautiful Beth is. I would then ask Howard if he has seen any pics from Beth's modelling days in Europe, and if he could maybe ask her to share some of those pictures on twitter or instagram (since her fans would all be so excited to see that). See where it goes from there. probe for details about Beth's mysterious years between college and meeting Howard
     
  9. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Illifan should call. He's one of the best callers of all time! Maybe he could inspire others, ala Captain Janks. It would make an awesome YouTube!!
     
  10. todd packer

    todd packer Well-Known Member

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  11. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    Tell him you found one of his viral videos he secretly posted on YouTube

    ....you know that prank show "Too Much Tuna"
     
  12. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    Ask him if he is a perfectionist

    then ask him if it bothers him that Robin still can't deliver one news story without a mistake
     
  13. Phillipmcd

    Phillipmcd Active Member

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    Can you do an impression of Bobo and spoof his number? If so you can get on.
     
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  14. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Ask him to have CuntO call in and speak French and German fluently.
     
  15. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    someone try and convince me that 995 of the calls to that shit fest aren't scripted. go ahead. try. I dare you.
     
  16. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    She can barely speak English. I love how he says she speaks multiple languages. Or how about show some pictures of Beth's big modeling in Europe. Ask him what big charity work Beth did with her free time before Howard. :hehe:
     
  17. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    She has "$700 for the first hour, $3500 for overnights" nailed in German and Arabic.
     
  18. Black Sabbath

    Black Sabbath Nothing to prove

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    Ask him how he can accept Bill Joel's concert money for NSAL while he spends $ 10 mil on a remodel?
     
  19. keef

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    Good one Black Sabbath!
     
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Ask him to reassure us that Beth's tits are real.

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