Lets Buy A Live Commercial on H100

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  1. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    I wonder how much it would cost for a live read on H101. If we pooled a few bucks from everyone, would we be able to come up with the cash to promote Dawg's Saloon to the whole Stern Universe? It would be hilarious to have Howard refer everyone to the site. What would we want to say?


    "Tired of wasting your hard earned cash and not having a say about what you get? Visit www.Dawgsaloon.com and have your voice heard".
     
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  2. Shithead

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    I'm in...
     
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    Can we stipulate that it must be read before he takes Mutt's phone call?
     
  4. sludge

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    Brilliant idea.
    That's one way to get a laugh out of the show.

    "Tired of wasting your hard earned cash for 2 days a week of AGT promotion?
    Visit www.dawgsaloon.com to get the chuckles the Stern show stopped providing.
    Meet other disappointed fans and have fun goofing on Howard's retarded wife."

    I would chip in if I thought it could happen
     
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    Fun idea but Howard would never read it.
     
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    This will happen right after the Howard roast at the premier of Porkies.
     
  7. Jim Lahey

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    I'm in. Let's see where this goes.
     
  8. Gay Howard

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    I'm in for a $100.
     
  9. Art

    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    Could we hire Imus or Leno to be the announcer? :c
     
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    This

    As much as Sirius management is laughing at Stern's pitiful, incoherent rap on Wednesday, they wouldn't piss him off more by airing a genius commercial. An NBC spot would be too expensive. Hmmmmm
     
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    They're all already here.
     
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    i love this idea!
     
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    It would be cheaper to buy a spot during SFRT.
     
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    It would have to be for a certain amount of commercials over a period of time. They wouldnt let us do just 1.
    But I'm in if we can swing it somehow.
     
  15. HORSETOOTHED

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    We could reach 90% of that audience by advertising in the saloon's SFRT listening thread. :idea:
     
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    As long as you don't get too specific, he'd read it. Have him do it in the news too because most people listen to downloads with no commercials.
     
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    Here is the commercial
    "Robin, do your days seem like a non-stop repeat? Does your life lack creativity and humor? Then go to Dawgsaloon.com"
    Followed by
    "Gary, what's this ad about?? What happened to Fresh Balls?"
     
  18. Smartguy

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    Winner.
     
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    Id be in at 25 bucks
     
  20. Bye You!

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    exactly! he never has any idea what he's reading. And only half the time does he care.

    I have no idea what the going rate for that wigged has-been to read a live commercial is, but i think we can raise he money.

    Where are the jerkoffs who constantly brag about how rich they are, huh?