Let's discuss people that need to be aborted.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Sep 8, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've told you all that my brother has been living in the basement for nearly a year - I've bitched about the irritations of living with him, I've bitched about him stealing my beer and his cleanliness...........I've said that he's crazy

    But today he showed me his cellphone. Where his wife had sent him pictures of her and her new boyfriend, and a detailed message of how much bigger this guy's cock was, and how he could go longer and more than once, with intimate details...........

    I gotta tell you - I think he's pretty intact for some of the shit he buffers.

    His wife is the product of 2 first cousins. Does this mean my nephews are going to be fucked up? :dontknow:

    She should have been aborted.
     
  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Good god! I always thought Canadians were a wee bit better than Americans but I guess not, y'all are some trashy mutha fuckers
     
  3. Mack

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    you met Lever and Swayze yet? Oofa.
     
  4. FunnyFarm2

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    Sounds like he needs to preform a mid life abortion on the bitch.
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

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    wow
     
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    I've already shit twice and feel the need for another trip to the bowl
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I have 2 cousins in jail for life for shooting a cop.

    I'm a Jerry Springer show looking for a place to happen.
     
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    4 day old Chinese food doesn't sit well in the guts
     
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    Godspeed, Tooth.
     
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    Still my 1st choice for Canadian I want to have a down and dirty one night stand with. :whistle:
     
  11. Mack

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    how about on my cock!



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    That Singapore mei fun was amazing but it tore my insides up
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I'm really sure she's looking to sleep with a bald old faggot with a limp and furniture from 1984
     
  14. Billy Brown

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    She sounds like a real asshole. If they are split up, for her to do something like that is fucked up.

    But, I saw a show on Discovery channel or something like that this week that said first cousins having a kid is not a big deal, maybe taboo but that's it.
    This show said that Albert Einstein was the child of two first cousins. :dontknow:
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    Maybe she prefers broke ass faggots, with multiple kids and even more shitty tats.
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    That guy didn't age well at all.

    They have been split for a year, with legal separation papers.

    There is a restraining order for her, on my property. Which makes things a little more difficult.............but she broke into my house when she was mad at Dave.

    I cannot tell you how glad I am that:

    #1. Potentially my nephews can be Einsteins.

    and

    #2. I'm so goddamn happy to have finally sold.
     
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    Isn't Canada just America without the guns? What did they shoot them with a rubber band gun?
     
  18. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    We used to shoot our dogs in the head when they got too old, or started to chase the livestock.

    The rules have gotten far more stringent, or Lever would've been taken out back for a walk years ago.
     
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    I had a dog that should have been shot. She was no good, one time I had like two pounds of prime sirloin steaks sitting on the kitchen counter ready to hit the grill. Turned my back for like a minute and she ate every last bit. Back In the day shed have been taken out back and put down for that shit. Now I'd be prosecuted for animal cruelty, ain't that some bullshit