Lets do some NSAL math.....

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    What am I missing??

    Howard claims that they are half way to their $7,000,000 goal

    So please help me figure out some of this shit....

    One Billy Joel Concert @ MSG = average...once again AVERAGE ticket price of $155 X 19,500 seats = $2,925,000
    So lets say that HALF of that goes to cover cost and what not, that is still close $1,500,000


    Next we had billionaire Stewart Rah 'donate' $500,000

    Rachel Ray 'donated' $500,000

    Birthday Bash Date with Beth on Ebay $90,000 ( don't remember what the winning bid was)

    2013 NSAL gala raised $610K



    I know there was more than one BB auction???

    Yoda Book Sales around .. $11,000 -$10,000

    Sam Simon???

    Calenders???
     
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    nasel meth? all in!
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    sure why not

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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Win A Date With The Beth- 90K+
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Yeah, but can they spell "red"?

     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    thanks.. updated
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Beth's wardrobe, makeup, hair, travel and lodging for every promotional event is all part of the BFF budget.
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Instead of saying "Win a Date with Beth Winner", can't we just call him by name - Howard Stern.
     
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    HypocriteHowie VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ask him

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    Their are lots of expenses. Shoes, pocketbooks, etc.
     
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    The 2013 NSAL gala raised $610K http://www.animalleague.org/events-news/events/celebrity-gala/a-picture-perfect-night.html

    I still don't see why they need $7 mill for the 14,000 square foot kitty wing - it's an addition to the existing building, so no land cost and it's supposed to be an open space for animoes to roam around, so how can it cost $500 per square foot? Could be some sweet deals for friends of NSAL executives who will be getting contracts to build it.
     
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    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You are forgetting about the fees NSAL and HS Productions are charging to "manage" the fund raising.

    This is all a scam. If someone can find a way to investigate the fund raiser books please do.

    Beth is probably charging the fund raising program for her time as their professional spokesperson.
     
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    But the point is that almost 39ยข out of every dollar donated comes right off the top to pay non-animal related costs so that $7mil really translates to about $4.27million in actual construction costs - which they should have more than surpassed at this point.
     
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    I 'm no rat but it's something for the states attorney to look into. Beefus with prison stripes. I love it. No need for arm warmers when your elbow deep inside your "wife" behind bars. :artiejj::artiejj:
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Probably no more than 3000 copies sold from all outlets ...

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    Somebody should send her a congratulatory tweet for selling 3,000 books....
     
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    And that's how I do my math robin :belch:
     
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    And since only HER proceeds are being donated that's a grand total of $3000-$6000 so far.
     
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    Don't forget they probably have to "move" while everything's under construction, so there is temporary "rental space". And of course Long Island is very expensive, and the limos to move the animoes take premium gas you know.
     
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