Let's Examine These Rumors About Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    1. Beth dumps a box of dildos on the street. True right?

    2. Howard is Impotent ( Which would explain his fixation with cock and dildos.)

    3. Howard has experienced man love.

    I think Howard using a rubber is bullshit. I dont think the man can get it up at all. I do think he has had this problem for many many years. I think Howard fucks Beth with a strap-on.

    I do believe Howard has been ass fucked at least once in his life.

    You can thank Winst for these questions.
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The dildos on the street story was stolen from a Chelsea Handler bit from a few years ago, someone posted it once, was nearly identical to the amazing one's.
     
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    then he has that in common with Seacrest too.
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I ask the questions that's on everyone's mind :cheer:

    I ain't skeered :c
     
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    question 1 so didn't happen, just another attempt at being edgy that failed miserably.......
    question 2 he can get it up, just not for a snatch, I am thinking he is a twink lover, likes them all hairless like a boy.....
    question 3 see answer 2 LOL
    question 4 he is probably a rubber guy at the start, but after a couple tests come back good he puts it right in the shitter freestyle....
    question 5 I gotta say he has had swimmers up the cornhole.....he seems like the type to be dominated after a long day of working so hard on the show/s
     
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    So you think Ralph is the top?
     
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    No twinks for Wiggy. He is always going on about thick beer can cawk. His trainer Pat or Chuck Zito seem to be the kind of guys who excite him. Agree with him being dominated, and while I don't think he has actually gotten ass fucked, he does seem to be a little too revved up to have other guys hot for the horse. Cuckolding? Just say'in.
     
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    If we're really going to do this right we gotta start at the start.

    1)Mom and Dad absolutely emasculate him.

    2)Blacks terrorize him in High School.

    3)Get's his freedom in College. Probably "experiments" sexually but can't seem to figure himself out.

    4) Escapes out of the real world, ending up "hiding" behind a voice on the radio.

    5)Finds a woman to marry, yet that woman basically thinks he's mental(which he is!)

    6)As with every bad marriage(even some not so bad) the sex decreases every year and plummets after the birth of their third kid.

    7)Becomes very successful. Enter's into a massive therapy program. Practices meditation. Still, or despite these things, ends up locking himself up in the basement and finds a virtual world more to his liking(of course). Can argue that at this point basically abandons his family.

    8)Delves deeper into pornography. Says he likes women, but by now CONSTANTLY focuses on the cock.

    9)Millions of marbles later, but completely lacking hapiness, our hero can't find a true friend. He can't relate to any dudes and certainly is lost understanding women, let alone having a normal relationship with one.

    10)Nearing the dreadful FIVE-O, gets his own apartment in the city. This is the defining point. This is where Howard shoves his life aside. This is where he looses all semblence of who he had been, what he had stood for.

    11)Cheats on his wife, which he had been aching to do for years, definitely with both sexes as his urges lead him to a direction never dare ventured before.

    12)Jackie leaving the show is MASSIVE. The only one to ever really CALL HOWARD OUT, once gone leaves Howard feeling a false sense of power. Hires and promotes writers who wouldn't be hired in this or any other world, probably to make himself look better around them.

    13)Horse-face comes into his life. Howard thinks he needs a trophy wife. But Beth is NO trophy wife. This is where the DELUSIONS start getting much worse. Howard and Beth begin THEIR experiments with other couples. It goes very bad at first. Then, they start to figure the game out. Howard is morphing more and more into IMUS. Does he even know where he is? No, he's free-falling straight down the rabbit hole.

    14)Artie leaves. Sirius delivers hundreds of millions to the H-man, but he fumes when he doesn't get his BILLION. His most ardent admirers, those that have loved and some even worshiped, start to get their undeserved punishment. "Those lucky bastards," Howard shreiks. He knows he's giving 10% if that, but he couldn't care less. He's now Hollwood Howard. Truly worshiped by those he's always feared, those he's always felt looked down on his talents.

    15)Life is now lived in a "BIZZARO" universe. Nothing real. Everything for show. Fucking arm warmers for heavens sake. The wig. Those new fake teeth, smiling in a new fake face. The new REALITY-TV fits Howard to a tee. Oh well. The chimneys await. Nothing can bring him down now. Well.....................
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Muttfucker, (hahahaha) Detailed post, my question, does he fuck The Horse or not? Did he ever? I mean one on one "normal fucking"?
     
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    You could probably count the # of times on one hoof!
     
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    :lol:
     
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    2.5 He goes to a new high school thinking that he will now have a normal life but the kids there shun him..making him feel even more like an outsider.
     
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    Being ass-fucked could be the real reason he had anal fissures.
     
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    One things for sure, the Kleenex box slippers are not very far off
     
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    anyone got Cliffs Notes for this thread?
     
  17. dawg

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    All I can say is Wow!
     
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    He likes swarthy men, too. Howard said his sister used to date Latin men and Howard would watch them making out. I think that accounts for his liking John Stamos and Mark Consuelos. To me, that's the only explanation for having Consuelos preside at his wedding - Howard was fantasizing about him!
     
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    This is the only claim from Howard I believe. There is no way Jewy Jewiston would have a kid that isn't a real Jew. That is why he wears a condom.
     
  20. DarkFriday

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    Ditto. :coffee: